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On Tue, 23 Apr 2024 14:09:38 -0400
Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> wrote:

> It's hard imagining some having a pet turkey.=20

https://www.babymed.com/home-artificial-insemination-get-pregnant-turkey-ba=
ster-method

Step-by-step instructions
1. Take a clean or sterile glass or plastic cup, baggy, or collection condo=
m and have the male ejaculate into it. Do NOT use a regular condom because =
it may contain chemicals that kill sperm. There are special collection cond=
oms for this purpose that do not have sperm-killing chemicals.

You'll probably have better luck getting the semen out of a cup since you c=
ould suck the baggy or condom up to the syringe and block the opening, but =
you may get a larger sample with the baggy or the special collection condom=
.. You can use a tiny bit of saline, without additives/preservatives, to hel=
p get as much sperm as possible into the syringe, but you don't need to wor=
ry too much about leaving a little behind. If you are using frozen sperm, y=
ou need to ask the sperm bank for directions on thawing.

2. Draw back on the syringe once with nothing but air, then push the air ou=
t again.

3. Draw back on the syringe again, but this time keep the end of it in the =
semen =E2=80=94 the vacuum created by pulling back on the stopper will suck=
 the semen into the syringe.

4. Try to tap out any air bubbles since you don't want to inject air into y=
our vagina. You can do this by slowly rotating the syringe until the openin=
g is facing up. Tap the air bubbles to the top and then push the plunger in=
 on the catheter just a small amount =E2=80=94 enough to get rid of air wit=
hout squirting any semen out.

5. Get into a position where you can stay comfortably for a half-hour or ca=
n get into the position with minimal movement. It is ideal to either have h=
ips raised or to lay on your side making sure your pelvis is canted (usuall=
y hips provide a natural angle if your hips are wider than your waist, but =
if your bed, or wherever you are lying, is soft, you may want to put a pill=
ow or two underneath your hip).

6. Slowly glide the syringe, or catheter, into the vagina until it is close=
 to the cervix =E2=80=94 but do not try to get it into the cervix, and do t=
his gently. Your goal is to coat the outside of the cervix and deposit as m=
uch sperm as possible as close to the cervix as you can get it.

7. SLOWLY inject sperm. If you do it too fast, it can squirt out of the vag=
ina or at least spray away from the cervix.

8. If you are concerned about wastage in the syringe, you can use some sali=
ne, without additives . . . add some to the syringe, shake it a bit, get th=
e air out, and inject. This is not necessary since there probably won't be =
enough wastage to be of concern.

9. Try to have an orgasm. Some suggest that using a vibrator for clitoral s=
timulation produces a bigger, more powerful orgasm. Use whatever method wor=
ks best for you (unless it requires lots of water). The orgasm helps the ce=
rvix dip into the vaginal pool and suck up sperm =E2=80=94 it helps get mor=
e sperm up there, and may speed sperm travel. Avoid penetration (intercours=
e or with a vibrator).=20

10. It's best to use the equipment only once and then discard it to
prevent contamination. Otherwise, you can use water and mild germicidal
soap to clean your supplies if they will have time to dry completely
before re-use or run very hot water over them.=20