Path: ...!news.nobody.at!eternal-september.org!feeder3.eternal-september.org!news.eternal-september.org!.POSTED!not-for-mail From: Ubiquitous Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv Subject: Re: What Did You Watch? 2024-06-28 (Friday) Date: Mon, 01 Jul 2024 04:30:42 -0400 Organization: A noiseless patient Spider Lines: 57 Message-ID: References: <924127625.741361157.596548.anim8rfsk-cox.net@news.easynews.com> <9e708jtnb53gmget3qeqe9qev61oia4ept@4ax.com> Injection-Date: Mon, 01 Jul 2024 13:18:56 +0200 (CEST) Injection-Info: dont-email.me; posting-host="64974a4cd518b94b1d2e8758e3010818"; logging-data="1109233"; mail-complaints-to="abuse@eternal-september.org"; posting-account="U2FsdGVkX19RDuq+pQRzpUPkd+BzivQuJXtv1LFPPls=" Cancel-Lock: sha1:ynFQ+p3OWWB8TIYcpLZgEwDeORk= X-Newsreader: WinVN 0.99.12N (x86 32bit) Bytes: 3441 nanoflower@notforg.m.a.i.l.com wrote: > anim8rfsk wrote: >>Ubiquitous wrote: >>> What did you watch? >> >>Hey, thanks for asking! >> >>AGE OF THE LIVING DEAD (2018) Prime and Plex. >>A.k.a. Era of the Living Dead >> >>It's a six episode miniseries about which almost nothing is known and what >>is known is wrong. For instance, IMDb says there are three seasons of six >>or seven episodes each but it's pretty clear they only made one six >>episode season. There's also a video game that nothing is known about. >> >>This is an absolutely dreadful incompetently made series that's pretty >>much like "Hey kids, let's remake the strain with the grade school video >>club" >> >>You may recall that I can't stand the strain. >> >>I am pretty sure this suffers from Defiling Gravity syndrome, where the >>first and last episodes are written by one person and the rest is just >>fill-in. Credits say the same guy wrote them all, but the credits are >>standardized and identical for every episode so I suspect they lie. >> >>10 years ago vampires somehow took over New York City and now there are 250 >>million of them occupying the East Coast of the United States from the >>Atlantic to about Chicago. The 150 million remaining American humans live >>pretty much in California. In between is a no man's land, that works >>pretty much like Star Trek where nobody's allowed to go in it at all. The >>vampires haven't leached over the Canadian or Mexican borders at all and >>the British seem to think they don't exist anywhere else in the world even >>though many of them talk like a bad satire of Bela Lugosi and have been >>around for hundreds or thousands of years. > >Wait.. If there's 250 million vampires on the East Coast what the hell >are they feeding on? You say the remaining humans in America are in >California. So the vamps are living on the East Coast but what has >traditionally been their food source is on the West Coast with a no >man's land between them. So what are they feeding on? Or are these >vamps like zombies and don't really need to ever feed themselves? > >>The entire rest of the world refuses to talk to America for reasons that >>are unclear. > >Well, I wouldn't want to talk to America either when I'm most likely >talking to a vampire. "There are no vampires in America. It's an outright lie!" May I come over to your house and discuss it?" -- Let's go Brandon!