Path: ...!eternal-september.org!feeder3.eternal-september.org!news.eternal-september.org!.POSTED!not-for-mail From: The True Doctor Newsgroups: rec.arts.drwho Subject: Re: Doctor Whoke S01E02 The Devil's Chord Date: Sat, 11 May 2024 04:46:03 +0100 Organization: A noiseless patient Spider Lines: 123 Message-ID: References: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8; format=flowed Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Injection-Date: Sat, 11 May 2024 05:46:04 +0200 (CEST) Injection-Info: dont-email.me; posting-host="b7514e92e31f75bcb148fdd45035ad67"; logging-data="1937293"; mail-complaints-to="abuse@eternal-september.org"; posting-account="U2FsdGVkX19RpAH/H6cm6Rwv0L6IJ4Bp2Q2eog0lrh0=" User-Agent: Mozilla Thunderbird Cancel-Lock: sha1:boJz3XpB0sY07FHNtxc6c8Viphw= In-Reply-To: Content-Language: en-GB Bytes: 7431 On 11/05/2024 04:13, The True Doctor wrote: > More complete and utter incoherent infantile crap inspired by Loony > Tunes instead of science fiction. > > Who the hell is the audience for this garbage supposed to be? > > The episode starts off with a school teacher attempting to groom a child > by enticing him with secret piano lessons. Then after demonstrating a > few compositions to the boy a ginger haired gay transvestite pervert > emerges from the piano and starts giving the teacher a lecture on > pronouns in 1925 or whenever the hell it's set. > > The child turns out to be a creation of the ginger haired gay > transvestite pervert and is zapped away, after which the teacher is > sucked into a musical instrument and zapped away too, and all music in > the world becomes perverted. > > After this more Timeless Child crap is divulged to Gibson by Gatwa, > dressed in gay clothes and necklaces and prancing around like a fool, > going on about how the Time Lords were destroyed throughout time (as if > RTD has not done that all before) and his children past and future, with > his accent going all over the place, which according to RTD means that > he's evil since that is the attribute he gave to the Celestial Toymaker > who it turns out is the father of the ginger haired gay transvestite > pervert who calls himself, oh the pervert thinks they're a quantum > computer, I mean themselves 'Maestro'. > > Gibson wants Gatwa to take her to see the Beatles recording their first > album at Abbey Road, and the Beatles are made to look like morons that > have no idea how to write good music. Then Cilla Black starts singing > into a U47 turned sideways with the diaphragm facing away from her > mouth. If the U47 was the multi-pattern version that lets you select a > figure 8 polar pattern then it wouldn't have picked up a single thing > she was singing if that was the pattern set. Was this deliberate in > order to demean Cilla Black or a production error? > > Then they show a classical orchestra playing nonsensical tunes too. > > If the music that was perverted by the ginger haired gay transvestite > pervert was that bad then why would anyone develop microphones like the > U47 to even record it? Wouldn't they be stuck with 1920s microphones > instead and only made silent movies? > > After this Gatwa and Gibson talk to Paul McCartney and John Lennon in > the EMI Studios canteen, making them appear to only want to record songs > until they can find proper jobs. > > Gatwa then gets Gibson to play something on a piano he's had hoisted up > to the roof and people outside start opening their windows to listen to it. > > Davies clearly missed the opportunity to parody the Laurel and Hardy > piano delivery sketch in that part of the episode. > > After a few tunes the ginger haired gay transvestite pervert pops out of > the piano carrying his out of tune tuning fork and starts sucking people > including Gibson and Gatwa into the piano and other musical instruments > with quavers, semi-quavers, and other music notation swirling around in > the air. > > Gatwa and Gibson escape and then Davies parodies the 4th Doctor taking > Sarah Jane back to 1980 in The Pyramids of Mars to show her that unless > they stop the ginger haired gay transvestite pervert in 1963 then the > whole world in the time she is from (June or July 2024?) will be totally > destroyed and her adoptive mother will never exist. The ginger haired > gay transvestite pervert then turns up again and Davies parodies the Tom > and Jerry or was it the Bugs Bunny conductor cartoon. Yes, there's > actually two of them, with Gatwa fighting the ginger haired gay > transvestite pervert for which one of them can play the most complicated > tune. > > Eventually back at Abbey Road Gatwa and Gibson figure out of thin-air > that they can send the ginger haired gay transvestite pervert back to > where he came from by hitting the Devil's Chord or something, so Gatwa > hits different individual keys on the piano and hits a bum note on the > piano the Beatles performed most of their greatest hits on. That's > called playing a scale, not a chord. It should have never had any chance > of working so how did it even get to be bum note? Doesn't the retard > Davies know anything about music? So everything gets fucked and people > get sucked into musical instruments again. > > Then out of the blue after the piano is pulled into the studio corridor > by magic, and Loony Tunes musical notes flying through the air at the > behest of the ginger haired gay transvestite pervert, Lennon and > McCartney turn up and decide to play a random chord out of thin air for > no explicable reason, since neither of them have a clue about the ginger > haired gay transvestite pervert even being there, and that sends him > back to his origin. > > Garbage, pure garbage. The writing is absolute shit. You can't have a > villain being defeated by pure random coincidences. This is the writing > of a 6 year old child that doesn't know how to write a story properly. > > After the villain's demise for no explicable or believable reason Gatwa > tells Gibson that there's always a twist at the end of all of his > adventures and everyone starts performing and dancing the Twist as if > they're in a Bollywood movie to Gatwa singing some crap song, written by > Murray Gold, with what seems to be a Sure SM 5B making an appearance, Can't be an SM 5 or 5B. Didn't come out until 1966. Must be something else with a similar shape. Might be a Shield M-102. > the Beatles still singing crap, and Cilla Black still singing into her > U47 pointing sideways. And during this idiotic dance routine the child > persona of the ginger haired gay transvestite pervert makes an > appearance in a doorway, and the musical number continues until Gibson > and Gatwa are in the TARDIS and close the doors twice for the finale. > > This is not Doctor Who in any way shape or form. It's a degenerate gay > (meaning rubbish) parody. > > Doctor Who ended in 2017! > > 0/10 > -- The True Doctor https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCngrZwoS0n21IRcXpKO79Lw "To be woke is to be uninformed which is exactly the opposite of what it stands for." -William Shatner