Path: ...!weretis.net!feeder9.news.weretis.net!feeder8.news.weretis.net!eternal-september.org!feeder3.eternal-september.org!news.eternal-september.org!.POSTED!not-for-mail From: Ubiquitous Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv Subject: Re: What Did You Watch? 2024-04-29 (Monday) Date: Wed, 01 May 2024 04:30:42 -0400 Organization: A noiseless patient Spider Lines: 61 Message-ID: References: <1814562583.736180079.734182.anim8rfsk-cox.net@news.easynews.com> Injection-Date: Wed, 01 May 2024 13:17:33 +0200 (CEST) Injection-Info: dont-email.me; posting-host="ffa2aa9f53a21e10525f28eb1a20d990"; logging-data="3290393"; mail-complaints-to="abuse@eternal-september.org"; posting-account="U2FsdGVkX19hqAdwYSqDwg9Ny1Vxbz1urVoqqeFf+rQ=" Cancel-Lock: sha1:QSk3EzRfP1MYxE7laK+pZuer8zc= X-Newsreader: WinVN 0.99.12N (x86 32bit) Bytes: 3774 anim8rfsk@cox.net wrote: >The worst NCIS/OWM ever made. > >For the penultimate episode of the season, they went for wacky comedy. It >started out stupid and got worse and worse and worse and worse until I was >furious with it by the end. > >A body is found in a trash dumpster all cut to pieces, although many of the >pieces are huge like the torso so I'm not really sure why they cut it to >pieces. They go as gory as possible showing the pieces throughout the >episode because apparently the idiot that directed this thought gory was >funny. Maybe the FX guy who specializes in corpses) is the producer's friend. >The guy is from Texas, so they send team members down there because I guess >there's not a closer Office and they put on cowboy hats and talk cowboy >lingo because that's apparently funny. They also continuously talk trash >about Texas to make sure we understand the woke message. > >Meanwhile, McGee's horrible horrible wife has been downgraded from why >doesn't he divorce her to why doesn't he kick her down the stairs. She's >decided they have to completely makeover their kitchen, because their >horrible children (who are never Seen but heard caterwauling off screen) >keep breaking everything. What good will a kitchen makeover do them if they >don't start locking these brats in the bathroom or something? > >Then she escalates it by getting them an interview with a reality kitchen >makeover show. They failed the interview Because they congenially agree on >everything even though everywhere but the interview they disagree on >everything. > >The time things take is all screwed up as for instance, the same morning >Delilah just appears in the NCIS office to get Tim to sign the agreements >for the interviews for the reality show. And then rushes off to her next >appointment. A day or two later Tim has an explicitly decided that not >only do they need to make over their kitchen. They need to make over their >entire apartment and he's doing all the work himself. This should'™ve been a >process of weeks not days. > >To interview 75 people on the 750,000 acre ranch where the victim worked >[the writer likes the number 75 apparently) FEZ just wanders around and >when he comes upon someone says “hey, did you know Wade“? >Of course the first person he meets is the killer > >There's a horrible horse whisperer sequence with him. > >And there's a Brokeback cowboy sequence I hope those two aren't related! >And they put away the super rich owner of the ranch and destroy his >business and put hundreds and hundreds of people out of work even though >they were completely innocent. > >Every part of it was stupid, and no part of it was funny. -- Let's go Brandon!