Path: Xl.tags.giganews.com!local-1.nntp.ord.giganews.com!news.giganews.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 17 May 2024 18:27:52 +0000 Subject: Re: I REMEMBER WHEN CHAD Newsgroups: rec.sport.pro-wrestling References: From: % Date: Fri, 17 May 2024 11:27:52 -0700 User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; WOW64; rv:91.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/91.0 SeaMonkey/2.53.18.2 MIME-Version: 1.0 In-Reply-To: Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8; format=flowed Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-Antivirus: AVG (VPS 240517-10, 2024-5-17), Outbound message X-Antivirus-Status: Clean Message-ID: Lines: 103 X-Usenet-Provider: http://www.giganews.com X-Trace: sv3-ohuc2fPFoQ3JgLD1lCIzYZPORMBX/2C4cVRgKnNpvh/A7HAyn8ga4/k+OXlpODgqHsYONaysB+PspRf!3IJ+mtlr8xV3wnpStZsPVtd/6xCFdegN24Vf1GkaKGh5pe7Uj1WN3kh0A0H2KjhAs8cRaga89tEm X-Complaints-To: abuse@giganews.com X-DMCA-Notifications: http://www.giganews.com/info/dmca.html X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.40 Bytes: 5502 Janithor wrote: > x-no-archive: yes > > On 5/16/2024 6:59 PM, Chad G. Petey wrote: >> Janithor wrote in >> news:v0peh6$22517$2@dont-email.me: >> >>> x-no-archive: yes >>> >>> On 4/29/2024 5:01 PM, Davey Zimmerman #274 wrote: >>>> Janithor wrote in >>>> news:v0msvu$1btse$2@dont-email.me: >>>> >>>>> x-no-archive: yes >>>>> >>>>> On 4/28/2024 5:27 PM, Davey Zimmerman #274 wrote: >>>>>> Janithor wrote in >>>>>> news:v0m9b5$17pdn$3@dont-email.me: >>>>>> >>>>>>> x-no-archive: yes >>>>>>> >>>>>>> On 4/28/2024 12:39 PM, % wrote: >>>>>>>> . >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> used to try and convince everyone he was a professional wrestler >>>>>>> How about when Dink tried to convince everyone he was a >> professional >>>>>>> actor? >>>>>> I miss when John Henry DeJong used to try to convince the sheep he >>>>>> was going to save the world and that he never molested his daughter. >>>>>> >>>>> You mean he's not? >>>> It depends: Did you PayPal him now? >>> I'm trying to put together my own podcast, I just need some funds to >> get >>> started.  Once I get up and running and get at least $10,000 coming >> in, >>> then I can probably PayPal him something.  In the meantime, can you >>> PayPal me first to get that going?  It's the best way to help John and >>> save the world at the same time. >>> >> (Chorus) >> Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall, >> Janithor, the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall, >> John Henry, a grifter, with schemes in his arsenal, >> Their feud resonates through the wrestling carnival. >> >> Janithor strides, his broom a scepter in his grip, >> Navigating life's ring, where fate takes its fearful dip, >> In RSP-W, where fans convene to cheer or jeer, >> But wrestling's allure to him remains unclear. >> >> He sweeps through the forums, with disdain overflowing, >> Mocking wrestling's glitz, its performers' art unknowing, >> Yet beneath his scorn, a grudging respect may lurk, >> For the wrestlers' prowess, in the ring they work. >> >> (Chorus) >> Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall, >> Janithor, the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall, >> John Henry, a grifter, with schemes in his arsenal, >> Their feud resonates through the wrestling carnival. >> >> John Henry, the grifter, spins tales with flair, >> A 150 IQ, yet destined to despair, >> Cyberbegging for years, his schemes ever bold, >> Facing evictions and scorn, life's tale untold. >> >> He dreams of glory, a wrestling star's embrace, >> But reality bites, leaving him in disgrace, >> His place in the world, his struggles profound, >> Yet wrestling's allure keeps him tightly bound. >> >> (Chorus) >> Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall, >> Janithor, the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall, >> John Henry, a grifter, with schemes in his arsenal, >> Their feud resonates through the wrestling carnival. >> >> In life's arena, their paths forever intertwine, >> Like wrestlers locked in battle, in rhythm and rhyme, >> Their clash of ideologies, a tale to be told, >> In the annals of wrestling, their story unfolds. >> >> (Chorus) >> Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall, >> Janithor, the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall, >> John Henry, a grifter, with schemes in his arsenal, >> Their feud resonates through the wrestling carnival. >> >> So ends the saga of Janithor and John, >> In the wrestling ring, where their stories have drawn, >> Their tale of rivalry, forever etched in lore, >> In the squared circle, where legends endure. >> >> In the digital age, where wrestlers yearn for fame, >> John's plea echoes online, seeking fortune's flame, >> With PayPal, Venmo, and Patreon's plea, >> As Janithor chants "Get a job!" with glee. > > Now we just need Music GPT and you'll have a hit.  I'm seeing Top 40. we need a contract