Path: ...!news.mixmin.net!eternal-september.org!feeder3.eternal-september.org!news.eternal-september.org!.POSTED!not-for-mail From: ]v[etaphoid Inc. Newsgroups: rec.sport.pro-wrestling Subject: Re: Ode to RSPW Date: Tue, 30 Apr 2024 12:13:33 -0000 (UTC) Organization: A noiseless patient Spider Lines: 125 Message-ID: References: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Injection-Date: Tue, 30 Apr 2024 14:13:33 +0200 (CEST) Injection-Info: dont-email.me; posting-host="c9632b8345ce376de52c1b6d3fe46bda"; logging-data="2586274"; mail-complaints-to="abuse@eternal-september.org"; posting-account="U2FsdGVkX1+JFLITOnjqp9VPFKY2tdke" User-Agent: NewsTap/5.5 (iPhone/iPod Touch) Cancel-Lock: sha1:WWYN14K/LMU7Ih/cQ+RFvQQYMJk= sha1:aUg+c1M8Sg5Dp9lTlc68Dp9fwdc= Bytes: 6157 Chad G. Petey wrote: > pwolfe00@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (PDub) wrote in > news:pYadnXMdO9zBArL7nZ2dnZfqnPudnZ2d@giganews.com: > >> >>> Chad G. Petey wrote: >>> In the realm where titans clash and dreams take flight, >>> And wrestlers weave tales in the dark of night, >>> A gallery of characters, each with their tale, >>> In wrestling's domain, where heroes prevail. >>> >>> Emmett, soaring like a masked marvel in the ring, >>> From the age of seven, wrestling's siren did sing, >>> Barred from chat rooms, his passion turned to fire, >>> In the heart of the squared circle, he found his desire. >>> >>> John, a serpent-tongued trickster, with schemes untold, >>> Once a voice, now his lies unfold, >>> In wrestling's theater, he spins his deceit, >>> Amidst the smoke and mirrors, his treachery meets. >>> >>> Dink, a background player with dreams aglow, >>> In wrestling's drama, his story does grow, >>> Short in stature, but with dreams so vast, >>> In the ring's tapestry, he finds his steadfast cast. >>> >>> Chad, a jack of all trades with a dubious charm, >>> In wrestling's world, he wields his harmful arm, >>> Once brothers with John, now their bond is rusted, >>> In the chaos of kayfabe, their friendship's busted. >>> >>> Freezer, with ideologies sharp as a steel chair's sting, >>> In wrestling's discourse, he takes his swing, >>> Liberal ideals like a high-flying dive, >>> In the political ring, he strives to survive. >>> >>> Jason Todd, with fervent passion like a wildfire's blaze, >>> In wrestling's realm, he aims to amaze, >>> Despising opponents like a heel's scorn, >>> In the battleground of politics, his banner's worn. >>> >>> Janithor, the janitor with views steadfast and true, >>> In wrestling's world, his interest askew, >>> In the mop and bucket, his solace is found, >>> In wrestling's chaos, his stance is sound. >>> >>> Percent, a figure enigmatic from the land up north, >>> In wrestling's tale, his presence comes forth, >>> With quips and whispers, he leaves his mark, >>> In the symphony of kayfabe, he's a subtle spark. >>> >>> Metaphoid, from down under's grip, >>> In wrestling's tale, he takes his trip, >>> Disdain for some, yet his presence bold, >>> In wrestling's lore, his stories told. >>> >>> Skeeter, with rebel flag held high, >>> In wrestling's world, his voice a cry, >>> Hating wrestling fans, with venom's sting, >>> In life's ring, he finds his swing. >>> >>> In wrestling's tapestry, their stories intertwine, >>> Each character unique, in the grand design, >>> From grifters to dreamers, in the ring's embrace, >>> They carve their legacy, in wrestling's space. >> >> >> >> Very nice! Creative... >> >> A for effort. but - you have too much time on your hands. > > In the vast digital arena where avatars wrestled words, > Two titans clashed in Usenet's halls, their voices heard. > P-Dub, the conservative stalwart, stood firm in his stance, > With aliases aplenty, he led a verbal dance. > Trash Stratus, grandmstrtrashay, his names did ring, > In the battleground of ideas, he wore his ideological bling. > > Opposing him, Jason Todd, the liberal firebrand bold, > With aliases diverse, his stories oft retold. > Seth Janklowicz, DaveNOSPAM, his personas arrayed, > "Ja-Son-Wan-Kenobi Has The High Ground!" he stayed. > From DailyKos' realm, his rhetoric did spring, > In this virtual colosseum, they both had their fling. > > Their battles raged on, a saga of digital lore, > Each post a suplex, slamming to the floor. > But amidst the political fracas, a bond did form, > Over shared love for wrestling, their passion warm. > From high-flying acrobatics to brutal brawls, > They found solace in wrestling's hallowed halls. > > Yet shadows lurked in the corners of their cyber ring, > Chad Bryant, the accuser, with accusations to fling. > He claimed to know the truth, the identities untold, > Gary Schuyler, the dentist troll, his story bold. > Jason's true name, he proclaimed to unveil, > In this virtual drama, truth set to unveil. > > But as accusations flew like chairs in a brawl, > Jason countered with claims, standing tall. > His wife Cindy, he'd proudly proclaim, > Their childless union, their life untamed. > An accountant by trade, not a dentist in sight, > In the face of accusations, he continued to fight. > > And amidst the turmoil, Jason aimed his sights, > At P-Dub's personal life, his marital fights. > He claimed marital trouble, a couch for a bed, > But P-Dub remained silent, his silence widespread. > In the battle of words, P-Dub chose his stance, > Refusing to engage in the personal dance. > > And so, the saga continued to unfold, > In Usenet's halls, their stories retold. > Where verbal backbreakers and spinkicks abound, > Their battles echoed with a resounding sound. > In this digital ring, they'd forever stand, > P-Dub and Jason Todd, a legendary band. > > ChatGPT writes more compelling prose than that nonsense…