Path: ...!weretis.net!feeder8.news.weretis.net!eternal-september.org!feeder3.eternal-september.org!news.eternal-september.org!.POSTED!not-for-mail From: Janithor Newsgroups: rec.sport.pro-wrestling Subject: Re: Ode to RSPW Date: Sat, 27 Apr 2024 17:39:28 -0700 Organization: A noiseless patient Spider Lines: 64 Message-ID: References: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8; format=flowed Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Injection-Date: Sun, 28 Apr 2024 02:39:29 +0200 (CEST) Injection-Info: dont-email.me; posting-host="c56a02b1e83b0010039090a2aaa94752"; logging-data="709852"; mail-complaints-to="abuse@eternal-september.org"; posting-account="U2FsdGVkX1/3l51x5u8fsJcwKxXfskz4kchsKzeF8DE=" User-Agent: Mozilla Thunderbird Cancel-Lock: sha1:V2JhreOxqo3k459vqJRm35nWeOY= Content-Language: en-US In-Reply-To: Bytes: 3533 x-no-archive: yes On 4/27/2024 4:59 PM, Chad G. Petey wrote: > In the realm where titans clash and dreams take flight, > And wrestlers weave tales in the dark of night, > A gallery of characters, each with their tale, > In wrestling's domain, where heroes prevail. > > Emmett, soaring like a masked marvel in the ring, > From the age of seven, wrestling's siren did sing, > Barred from chat rooms, his passion turned to fire, > In the heart of the squared circle, he found his desire. > > John, a serpent-tongued trickster, with schemes untold, > Once a voice, now his lies unfold, > In wrestling's theater, he spins his deceit, > Amidst the smoke and mirrors, his treachery meets. > > Dink, a background player with dreams aglow, > In wrestling's drama, his story does grow, > Short in stature, but with dreams so vast, > In the ring's tapestry, he finds his steadfast cast. > > Chad, a jack of all trades with a dubious charm, > In wrestling's world, he wields his harmful arm, > Once brothers with John, now their bond is rusted, > In the chaos of kayfabe, their friendship's busted. > > Freezer, with ideologies sharp as a steel chair's sting, > In wrestling's discourse, he takes his swing, > Liberal ideals like a high-flying dive, > In the political ring, he strives to survive. > > Jason Todd, with fervent passion like a wildfire's blaze, > In wrestling's realm, he aims to amaze, > Despising opponents like a heel's scorn, > In the battleground of politics, his banner's worn. > > Janithor, the janitor with views steadfast and true, > In wrestling's world, his interest askew, > In the mop and bucket, his solace is found, > In wrestling's chaos, his stance is sound. > > Percent, a figure enigmatic from the land up north, > In wrestling's tale, his presence comes forth, > With quips and whispers, he leaves his mark, > In the symphony of kayfabe, he's a subtle spark. > > Metaphoid, from down under's grip, > In wrestling's tale, he takes his trip, > Disdain for some, yet his presence bold, > In wrestling's lore, his stories told. > > Skeeter, with rebel flag held high, > In wrestling's world, his voice a cry, > Hating wrestling fans, with venom's sting, > In life's ring, he finds his swing. > > In wrestling's tapestry, their stories intertwine, > Each character unique, in the grand design, > From grifters to dreamers, in the ring's embrace, > They carve their legacy, in wrestling's space. omg I'm in tears, it's beautiful.