Path: ...!weretis.net!feeder9.news.weretis.net!feeder8.news.weretis.net!eternal-september.org!feeder3.eternal-september.org!news.eternal-september.org!.POSTED!not-for-mail From: Tim Merrigan Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.fandom Subject: Re: Household Algebra Date: Fri, 03 May 2024 14:39:01 -0700 Organization: A noiseless patient Spider Lines: 45 Message-ID: References: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Injection-Date: Fri, 03 May 2024 23:39:02 +0200 (CEST) Injection-Info: dont-email.me; posting-host="0128c8be767dea62770005eb69dbc2ac"; logging-data="813507"; mail-complaints-to="abuse@eternal-september.org"; posting-account="U2FsdGVkX18vpUSn9SxoPVSseB0vF+XX" User-Agent: ForteAgent/8.00.32.1272 Cancel-Lock: sha1:bA0ur2mg2qNin822tCbvNtiNtc8= X-Antivirus-Status: Clean X-Antivirus: AVG (VPS 240503-4, 5/3/2024), Outbound message Bytes: 2728 On Fri, 3 May 2024 18:10:39 -0000 (UTC), "Keith F. Lynch" wrote: >Evelyn C. Leeper wrote: >> Keith F. Lynch wrote: >>> In related news, I recently won a bet that I could name all the >>> English/British monarchs of the past thousand years. > >> Willie, Willie, Harry, Stee, >> Harry, Dick, John, Harry three; >> One two three Neds, Richard two, >> Harrys four five six, ... then who? >> Edwards four five, Dick the bad, >> Harrys (twain), Ned six (the lad); >> Mary, Bessie, James you ken, >> Then Charlie, Charlie, James again; >> Will and Mary, Anna Gloria, >> Georges four, Will four, Victoria; >> Edward seven, George and Ted, >> George the sixth, now Liz instead. > >Not quite. Your list starts 958 years ago, and ends 2 years ago, >for a total of just 956 years. > >A thousand years ago England was ruled by a Dane whose four-letter >name has been amusing dyslexics for centuries. Then came Harold, >Harthacnut, Ed the zeroth (well, he was the last Ed before Ed I, so >what else would you call him?), and another Harold. > >Your list also skips Jane, teenaged queen for nine days back in '53. >How can anyone forget her? He also left out Cromwell. > >Amusingly, Charles III is not descended from Charles II, but his >children are. So the Jacobites will finally have won. -- Qualified immunity = virtual impunity. Tim Merrigan -- This email has been checked for viruses by AVG antivirus software. www.avg.com