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Newsgroups: rec.sport.pro-wrestling Subject: Re: I REMEMBER WHEN CHAD Date: Sat, 18 May 2024 01:10:43 -0000 (UTC) Organization: A noiseless patient Spider Lines: 131 Message-ID: References: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Injection-Date: Sat, 18 May 2024 03:10:44 +0200 (CEST) Injection-Info: dont-email.me; posting-host="7d46b163b079b6857bf2cd2715672f9e"; logging-data="2589042"; mail-complaints-to="abuse@eternal-september.org"; posting-account="U2FsdGVkX1/eJZucRe9pOCa703m+3Fqe" User-Agent: NewsTap/5.5 (iPhone/iPod Touch) Cancel-Lock: sha1:1kYcrXImr/G5qGs4Omw5ZE4K7iA= sha1:h+YehY0FpJpAFIHGjNWS+5Iyn7Y= Bytes: 6557 Janithor wrote: > x-no-archive: yes > > On 5/17/2024 12:21 PM, % wrote: >> Janithor wrote: >>> x-no-archive: yes >>> >>> On 5/17/2024 11:27 AM, % wrote: >>>> Janithor wrote: >>>>> x-no-archive: yes >>>>> >>>>> On 5/16/2024 6:59 PM, Chad G. Petey wrote: >>>>>> Janithor wrote in >>>>>> news:v0peh6$22517$2@dont-email.me: >>>>>> >>>>>>> x-no-archive: yes >>>>>>> >>>>>>> On 4/29/2024 5:01 PM, Davey Zimmerman #274 wrote: >>>>>>>> Janithor wrote in >>>>>>>> news:v0msvu$1btse$2@dont-email.me: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> x-no-archive: yes >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> On 4/28/2024 5:27 PM, Davey Zimmerman #274 wrote: >>>>>>>>>> Janithor wrote in >>>>>>>>>> news:v0m9b5$17pdn$3@dont-email.me: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> x-no-archive: yes >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> On 4/28/2024 12:39 PM, % wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> . >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> used to try and convince everyone he was a professional >>>>>>>>>>>> wrestler >>>>>>>>>>> How about when Dink tried to convince everyone he was a >>>>>> professional >>>>>>>>>>> actor? >>>>>>>>>> I miss when John Henry DeJong used to try to convince the >>>>>>>>>> sheep he >>>>>>>>>> was going to save the world and that he never molested his >>>>>>>>>> daughter. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> You mean he's not? >>>>>>>> It depends: Did you PayPal him now? >>>>>>> I'm trying to put together my own podcast, I just need some funds to >>>>>> get >>>>>>> started.  Once I get up and running and get at least $10,000 coming >>>>>> in, >>>>>>> then I can probably PayPal him something.  In the meantime, can you >>>>>>> PayPal me first to get that going?  It's the best way to help >>>>>>> John and >>>>>>> save the world at the same time. >>>>>>> >>>>>> (Chorus) >>>>>> Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall, >>>>>> Janithor, the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall, >>>>>> John Henry, a grifter, with schemes in his arsenal, >>>>>> Their feud resonates through the wrestling carnival. >>>>>> >>>>>> Janithor strides, his broom a scepter in his grip, >>>>>> Navigating life's ring, where fate takes its fearful dip, >>>>>> In RSP-W, where fans convene to cheer or jeer, >>>>>> But wrestling's allure to him remains unclear. >>>>>> >>>>>> He sweeps through the forums, with disdain overflowing, >>>>>> Mocking wrestling's glitz, its performers' art unknowing, >>>>>> Yet beneath his scorn, a grudging respect may lurk, >>>>>> For the wrestlers' prowess, in the ring they work. >>>>>> >>>>>> (Chorus) >>>>>> Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall, >>>>>> Janithor, the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall, >>>>>> John Henry, a grifter, with schemes in his arsenal, >>>>>> Their feud resonates through the wrestling carnival. >>>>>> >>>>>> John Henry, the grifter, spins tales with flair, >>>>>> A 150 IQ, yet destined to despair, >>>>>> Cyberbegging for years, his schemes ever bold, >>>>>> Facing evictions and scorn, life's tale untold. >>>>>> >>>>>> He dreams of glory, a wrestling star's embrace, >>>>>> But reality bites, leaving him in disgrace, >>>>>> His place in the world, his struggles profound, >>>>>> Yet wrestling's allure keeps him tightly bound. >>>>>> >>>>>> (Chorus) >>>>>> Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall, >>>>>> Janithor, the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall, >>>>>> John Henry, a grifter, with schemes in his arsenal, >>>>>> Their feud resonates through the wrestling carnival. >>>>>> >>>>>> In life's arena, their paths forever intertwine, >>>>>> Like wrestlers locked in battle, in rhythm and rhyme, >>>>>> Their clash of ideologies, a tale to be told, >>>>>> In the annals of wrestling, their story unfolds. >>>>>> >>>>>> (Chorus) >>>>>> Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall, >>>>>> Janithor, the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall, >>>>>> John Henry, a grifter, with schemes in his arsenal, >>>>>> Their feud resonates through the wrestling carnival. >>>>>> >>>>>> So ends the saga of Janithor and John, >>>>>> In the wrestling ring, where their stories have drawn, >>>>>> Their tale of rivalry, forever etched in lore, >>>>>> In the squared circle, where legends endure. >>>>>> >>>>>> In the digital age, where wrestlers yearn for fame, >>>>>> John's plea echoes online, seeking fortune's flame, >>>>>> With PayPal, Venmo, and Patreon's plea, >>>>>> As Janithor chants "Get a job!" with glee. >>>>> >>>>> Now we just need Music GPT and you'll have a hit.  I'm seeing Top 40. >>>> >>>> we need a contract >>> >>> and a cool uniform, something wrestling themed >> >> i meant music contract , >> we have to tour put out an album > > That's what I'm saying, we just need a uniform for the group. > > https://media.gettyimages.com/id/83683688/photo/the-9th-annual-latin-grammy-awards-show.jpg?s=2048x2048&w=gi&k=20&c=VnAFurcFkzADwuRJOvf4BX0hrcQmL09Vspnfl71y6CU= > I remember when Chad was complaining that he had no money for poutine, so ended up eating that baby cat instead… Gross!