Path: ...!eternal-september.org!feeder3.eternal-september.org!news.eternal-september.org!.POSTED!not-for-mail From: ]v[etaphoid Inc. Newsgroups: rec.sport.pro-wrestling Subject: Re: Ode to RSPW Date: Sun, 28 Apr 2024 14:08:29 -0000 (UTC) Organization: A noiseless patient Spider Lines: 69 Message-ID: References: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Injection-Date: Sun, 28 Apr 2024 16:08:30 +0200 (CEST) Injection-Info: dont-email.me; posting-host="cd8a1cc37915ca037094d9cb2889aba6"; logging-data="1152302"; mail-complaints-to="abuse@eternal-september.org"; posting-account="U2FsdGVkX1/ikLPTDoBC6dIYCekI2sOE" User-Agent: NewsTap/5.5 (iPhone/iPod Touch) Cancel-Lock: sha1:ACsCKBTvlICbuVm4PmZ89f0ptZg= sha1:7wpkyIJVT0MLHeLx5GoyK80HJm4= Bytes: 3725 % wrote: > Chad G. Petey wrote: >> In the realm where titans clash and dreams take flight, >> And wrestlers weave tales in the dark of night, >> A gallery of characters, each with their tale, >> In wrestling's domain, where heroes prevail. >> >> Emmett, soaring like a masked marvel in the ring, >> From the age of seven, wrestling's siren did sing, >> Barred from chat rooms, his passion turned to fire, >> In the heart of the squared circle, he found his desire. >> >> John, a serpent-tongued trickster, with schemes untold, >> Once a voice, now his lies unfold, >> In wrestling's theater, he spins his deceit, >> Amidst the smoke and mirrors, his treachery meets. >> >> Dink, a background player with dreams aglow, >> In wrestling's drama, his story does grow, >> Short in stature, but with dreams so vast, >> In the ring's tapestry, he finds his steadfast cast. >> >> Chad, a jack of all trades with a dubious charm, >> In wrestling's world, he wields his harmful arm, >> Once brothers with John, now their bond is rusted, >> In the chaos of kayfabe, their friendship's busted. >> >> Freezer, with ideologies sharp as a steel chair's sting, >> In wrestling's discourse, he takes his swing, >> Liberal ideals like a high-flying dive, >> In the political ring, he strives to survive. >> >> Jason Todd, with fervent passion like a wildfire's blaze, >> In wrestling's realm, he aims to amaze, >> Despising opponents like a heel's scorn, >> In the battleground of politics, his banner's worn. >> >> Janithor, the janitor with views steadfast and true, >> In wrestling's world, his interest askew, >> In the mop and bucket, his solace is found, >> In wrestling's chaos, his stance is sound. >> >> Percent, a figure enigmatic from the land up north, >> In wrestling's tale, his presence comes forth, >> With quips and whispers, he leaves his mark, >> In the symphony of kayfabe, he's a subtle spark. >> >> Metaphoid, from down under's grip, >> In wrestling's tale, he takes his trip, >> Disdain for some, yet his presence bold, >> In wrestling's lore, his stories told. >> >> Skeeter, with rebel flag held high, >> In wrestling's world, his voice a cry, >> Hating wrestling fans, with venom's sting, >> In life's ring, he finds his swing. >> >> In wrestling's tapestry, their stories intertwine, >> Each character unique, in the grand design, >> From grifters to dreamers, in the ring's embrace, >> They carve their legacy, in wrestling's space. >> > and i dodge another one , > i was here before all those guys , > i remember farva , i remember mike mottola > Once again, a heavy price is paid for never learning to punctuate…