Path: ...!news.nobody.at!eternal-september.org!feeder3.eternal-september.org!news.eternal-september.org!.POSTED!not-for-mail From: "Davey Zimmerman #274" Newsgroups: rec.sport.pro-wrestling Subject: Re: Advice for John Henry? Date: Sun, 31 Mar 2024 12:56:55 -0000 (UTC) Organization: Transparent Suckpoppets Of NotChud Lines: 129 Message-ID: References: Injection-Date: Sun, 31 Mar 2024 12:56:56 +0200 (CEST) Injection-Info: dont-email.me; posting-host="f0363f1141851c83681ba69add65e90c"; logging-data="1898305"; mail-complaints-to="abuse@eternal-september.org"; posting-account="U2FsdGVkX1+TZw777WHJGTcavF1ehRQzvbG1V0szbg4=" User-Agent: Xnews/2009.05.01 Cancel-Lock: sha1:71pO3NGb2oy7To+VKPKUgP9lMoo= Bytes: 6415 ]v[etaphoid Inc. wrote in ]news:uubkkc$1pjdv$1@dont-email.me: > Davey Zimmerman #274 wrote: >> ]v[etaphoid Inc. wrote in >> ]news:uu7amk$h10b$1@dont-email.me: >> >>> Davey Zimmerman #274 wrote: >>>> Laz Mann wrote in >>>> news:f0366d3f-3e30-4128-b61b-df94f715ac8bn@googlegroups.com: >>>> >>>> >>>>> It isn't that simple. JH has no recent work experience -- he can't >>>>> just waltz into a temp agency during normal hours of operation and >>>>> get hired. >>>> >>>> You pretty much can. But you may have to pass a drug screening. >>>> OOPS. I guess the market for a third-rate rasslin' announcer isn't >>>> what it once was. >>>> >>>>> As a 52-year old man, it will be especially difficult. >>>>> Post-9/11, a lot of jobs actually require a work history or >>>>> documentation of what a person was doing during periods of >>>>> unemployment. >>>> >>>> So he's chosen to basically waste his life with no marketable >>>> skills. >>>> >>>> Poor grasshopper. The ants told him to fuck off again... >>>> >>>> He could always sell insurance, work at a call center or something >>>> more ethical than constantly mooching off the gullible. I wonder >>>> who could possibly be a good role model? >>>> >>>> Keep us all posted on when he gets evicted. >>>> >>> >>> Too late. >>> >>> Chadlee has now turned heel on the man he once described as his only >>> family. >>> >>> Morals, ethics, surprise? >>> >> >> A few months back someone promised US $1000 to John on April 1st if >> he meets the following conditions: >> >> John: on Jan. 21st, 2024: "A reader quietly and in not quite so many >> words bet a thousand dollars to nothing that I wouldn't be stable by >> April 1st. If I'm "stable," which of course is wide open to >> interpretation, dude says he'll shoot me a grand on April Fool's day. >> I'm not really expecting it to happen, but at present, if he follows >> through it seems like he may have lost himself a thousand dollars. >> Things aren't where they need to be yet, but in spite of the fact >> that I fundamentally want to be home and I'm not, I'm more confident >> by the day that this move to Portland is going to prove to be the >> best one I've made probably since I started school in 2010." >> >> >> What a fucking idiot. If he's "stable"? Mentally, not a chance. As >> far as a stable life, that's not going to happen either. He's >> mooching off the taxpayers, the sheep and the roommate pays his rent. >> He works a few days a month at less than 20 bucks an hour. >> >> So what does the lying parasite do with the rest of his time? >> >> He claims he's performing an audit on his website of mooch, he's >> rebuilding it and setting up a store to sell things. Not one has been >> reported as finished despite starting several months back. >> >> So it looks like it's down to the old standby operations like >> respamming old posts, sharing the work of others and begging, at >> least when he's not browsing porn, masturbating and playing games. >> >> John wants 300 bucks to incorporate. I think the nitwit thanks that >> will allow him to get credit from banks. >> >> But let's hear from John's side. It appears he's been obsessing about >> it for over two months. >> >> John: "Well...I've got a job, I've got a roof. Not where I want to >> be financially but not at any great immediate risk of starvation or >> homelessness. Wonder if that dude who promised to drop a thou on me >> on April 1 "if you're stable" is going to do it. I'm not holding my >> breath, but a bonus would DEFINITELY be nice right now." >> >> Yep, stable as fuck. A pity the euro took over, a thousand Italian >> lira would be about two cents. >> >> Oh, wait! >> >> The Iranian rial is the weakest currency in the world, with 1 rial >> buying a mere 0.000024 dollar (or, put another way, $1 equals 42,058 >> Iranian rials). >> >> I think we have a winner. We need someone in Iran to Paypal John >> about 24 cents worth of rials. >> >> A few coupons for cans of Beefaroni won't hurt. >> >> >> ******************* >> >> While looking up the begging, I thought this would be a good laugh: >> >> >> John Henry: >> "LMAO I love my friends. Old buddy of mine from the rasslin' >> newsgroup says to me "hey my Amazon prime's running out and I found a >> deal on 48 shelf-stable meals, you want 'em?" Me: hell yeah I do, >> brother, that's a huge help! The shelf stable meals arrived today. >> 2x24packs of ramen" >> > > If you have a failing, dear Zimmerman, it is that sometimes you can > bet too generous. You know he just going to fuck that ramen, just like > he fucks all his other food and furniture! > > “*If* you have a failing…” I wouldn't give that grifting parasite the sweat off a leprous nutack. So never fear, JH got nothing from me other than a wish that he'd rot in jail for what he did to his daughter, Beth Aultman and countless others. I have heard runors that someone sent him the "Traci Lords Forever 17 Jailbait Edition Fleshlight" but cannot confirm.