Path: ...!news.misty.com!2.eu.feeder.erje.net!feeder.erje.net!eternal-september.org!feeder3.eternal-september.org!news.eternal-september.org!.POSTED!not-for-mail From: Janithor Newsgroups: rec.sport.pro-wrestling Subject: Re: I REMEMBER WHEN CHAD Date: Thu, 16 May 2024 19:34:43 -0700 Organization: A noiseless patient Spider Lines: 100 Message-ID: References: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8; format=flowed Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Injection-Date: Fri, 17 May 2024 04:34:43 +0200 (CEST) Injection-Info: dont-email.me; posting-host="5a49ad236a056e795b2ffaa6e80291a7"; logging-data="2098087"; mail-complaints-to="abuse@eternal-september.org"; posting-account="U2FsdGVkX1+z0F1R/tNYqhtoRBbj5d7be804JWDxow0=" User-Agent: Mozilla Thunderbird Cancel-Lock: sha1:tPsiyCpyEwMOukUWTq/fE9Uwc9U= Content-Language: en-US In-Reply-To: Bytes: 5131 x-no-archive: yes On 5/16/2024 6:59 PM, Chad G. Petey wrote: > Janithor wrote in > news:v0peh6$22517$2@dont-email.me: > >> x-no-archive: yes >> >> On 4/29/2024 5:01 PM, Davey Zimmerman #274 wrote: >>> Janithor wrote in >>> news:v0msvu$1btse$2@dont-email.me: >>> >>>> x-no-archive: yes >>>> >>>> On 4/28/2024 5:27 PM, Davey Zimmerman #274 wrote: >>>>> Janithor wrote in >>>>> news:v0m9b5$17pdn$3@dont-email.me: >>>>> >>>>>> x-no-archive: yes >>>>>> >>>>>> On 4/28/2024 12:39 PM, % wrote: >>>>>>> . >>>>>>> >>>>>>> used to try and convince everyone he was a professional wrestler >>>>>> How about when Dink tried to convince everyone he was a > professional >>>>>> actor? >>>>> I miss when John Henry DeJong used to try to convince the sheep he >>>>> was going to save the world and that he never molested his daughter. >>>>> >>>> You mean he's not? >>> It depends: Did you PayPal him now? >> I'm trying to put together my own podcast, I just need some funds to > get >> started.  Once I get up and running and get at least $10,000 coming > in, >> then I can probably PayPal him something.  In the meantime, can you >> PayPal me first to get that going?  It's the best way to help John and >> save the world at the same time. >> > (Chorus) > Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall, > Janithor, the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall, > John Henry, a grifter, with schemes in his arsenal, > Their feud resonates through the wrestling carnival. > > Janithor strides, his broom a scepter in his grip, > Navigating life's ring, where fate takes its fearful dip, > In RSP-W, where fans convene to cheer or jeer, > But wrestling's allure to him remains unclear. > > He sweeps through the forums, with disdain overflowing, > Mocking wrestling's glitz, its performers' art unknowing, > Yet beneath his scorn, a grudging respect may lurk, > For the wrestlers' prowess, in the ring they work. > > (Chorus) > Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall, > Janithor, the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall, > John Henry, a grifter, with schemes in his arsenal, > Their feud resonates through the wrestling carnival. > > John Henry, the grifter, spins tales with flair, > A 150 IQ, yet destined to despair, > Cyberbegging for years, his schemes ever bold, > Facing evictions and scorn, life's tale untold. > > He dreams of glory, a wrestling star's embrace, > But reality bites, leaving him in disgrace, > His place in the world, his struggles profound, > Yet wrestling's allure keeps him tightly bound. > > (Chorus) > Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall, > Janithor, the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall, > John Henry, a grifter, with schemes in his arsenal, > Their feud resonates through the wrestling carnival. > > In life's arena, their paths forever intertwine, > Like wrestlers locked in battle, in rhythm and rhyme, > Their clash of ideologies, a tale to be told, > In the annals of wrestling, their story unfolds. > > (Chorus) > Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall, > Janithor, the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall, > John Henry, a grifter, with schemes in his arsenal, > Their feud resonates through the wrestling carnival. > > So ends the saga of Janithor and John, > In the wrestling ring, where their stories have drawn, > Their tale of rivalry, forever etched in lore, > In the squared circle, where legends endure. > > In the digital age, where wrestlers yearn for fame, > John's plea echoes online, seeking fortune's flame, > With PayPal, Venmo, and Patreon's plea, > As Janithor chants "Get a job!" with glee. Now we just need Music GPT and you'll have a hit.  I'm seeing Top 40.