Path: ...!eternal-september.org!feeder3.eternal-september.org!news.eternal-september.org!.POSTED!not-for-mail From: Janithor Newsgroups: rec.sport.pro-wrestling Subject: Re: Looks like our favorite parasite is about to start a BIG MOOCH! Send money. Date: Tue, 21 May 2024 15:12:30 -0700 Organization: A noiseless patient Spider Lines: 156 Message-ID: References: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8; format=flowed Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Injection-Date: Wed, 22 May 2024 00:12:29 +0200 (CEST) Injection-Info: dont-email.me; posting-host="75ec9cd352bf8f370ab186f89a210091"; logging-data="844726"; mail-complaints-to="abuse@eternal-september.org"; posting-account="U2FsdGVkX19V/USok6azQ9QjedJaa2rTOvu4RpmPzLk=" User-Agent: Mozilla Thunderbird Cancel-Lock: sha1:Nr43oM0+P8X5zYsiMpqQICYqUYY= In-Reply-To: Content-Language: en-US Bytes: 8759 x-no-archive: yes On 5/21/2024 2:51 PM, Davey Zimmerman #274 wrote: > Announcer: "Let's see what our favorite Beefaroni-swilling parasite has > been up to these days!" > > [Camera pans to a broken down pissbum] > > https://www.facebook.com/JohnHenryUS/videos/419812387647849 > > Let's move onto his current begging... > > Beefy is bloviating, begging and boring the shit out of people. > > Based on my observations of BeefyRantz(tm), starting off with a sentence > with over 100 words is a sign that he's going to bore people to death. > >> "Beefy: About 22K words into the book. Call it 75 pages." > 75K? He's been working on this for how many decades? > > >> "Beefy: Got a thing happening here. It seems that an opportunity has >> come up for Anthony, the friend who has invited me out here to >> Portland and has been putting me up rent-free as I decompress from >> nearly two decades of near-constant panic and sort out exactly...not >> even so much what I'm going to do, but how I'm going to pursue doing >> it and how to really reset everything and start over from the ground >> up as a properly operating and constructed concern rather than an >> ad-hoc attempt to do what I think is important in the world for me to >> do while also scrambling to stay alive." > > Typical Beefy train wreck. It's only 107 words but still more Beefy > begging. He's had almost 6 months to sort it out and still can't do > anything more than dance around it. 20 years of bad decisions and he's > about to shoot for 30. Quelle surprise. > >> "Beefy: Don't panic, there's no bad news here." > Sure there is, it's bad news for everyone he mooches from! > >> "Beefy: So the opportunity is to possibly rent a house. It's not too >> far from here, is a very decent little place, the rent is actually >> lower than the townhouse we're currently in, and this is a thing >> that's going to happen. We're moving. I'm going to be going along." > > Butt remoras normally go along with their source of mooching. But I'm > not sure how reassured he should be. This is a perfect opportunity to > dump Beefy. > >> "Beefy: I haven't been asked to chip in on this nor have I asked to >> pay a dime of rent since I've been here - which is good because I'm >> basically risen to the level of "just getting by" now, but that's >> without having to pay rent! - but there is a simple reality that the >> faster he can come up with a deposit, the more quickly this will >> happen and the more certain it is TO happen." > AHA! So nothing is actually put together which makes it a perfect cause > to fleece the sheep. It might even be better that BBT and the other > waste of space don't move so Beefy keeps the money. > > Scam away. Beefy. > >> "Beefy: My other roommate has talked about raising some as well. From >> what I gather the total amount in hand we need is a couple of grand. >> I'm thinking about maybe rattling the cup here a little bit to help >> contribute directly to this situation, although again nobody's asking >> me to and I'm at no risk of ending up on the streets or anything if I >> don't. Still it would be nice to do, the move is a good one I think, >> having a full-on house opens up some possibilities for all three of us >> to get more creative in all of the stuff we're doing, and if I could >> raise a few hundred or a thousand toward that it'd be super cool." > Oh dear. The other roommate is just as broke as Beefy? So sad. > > >> "Beefy: That said right now if I could raise a few hundred or a >> thousand at all I *definitely should* be putting it into getting this >> new computer properly built up and finished and running, and in any >> event it's not like I've been producing a lot of new work here lately >> anyway (for lack of interest in a much longer explanation let's just >> say I've been recharging my batteries) so yeah. I may or may not make >> a direct effort in that direction, depending on where things stand >> around mid-week." > > OMFG! Beefy does a bait and switch! Fuck his roommates, he's got to have > a new computer for porn and games! Can't be chatting with underage women > on a cheap computer, they'll figure out he's a broken down old man. > > https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/436443260_122145537746 > 145785_6885098227518864917_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5f2048&_nc_o > hc=LL3MrMAsspkQ7kNvgHSYFVo&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.xx&oh=00_AYCGVKY4_vsYcg > 2JFUnJkFexp0Ze17iBPrjAuP-YcpGaFw&oe=6652E5E7 > > Holy fuck, he looks 80! (Legit link but prepare the eye bleach.) > > >> "Beefy: Other than that I've been mostly doing my little part time job >> and minding my business, done a couple of little freebie side-gig >> things designing some posters and a website, but mostly I've been in a >> space - which I've DESPERATELY needed to be in for a LONG time - of >> just taking stock, processing the whole last 15 years since I left NC >> and even before then, looking at where we're at in the world and what >> the situation is and how I can help by doing what I do when I'm forced >> to compete against much better financed concerns deliberately >> pretending to do what I do so they can advance misinformation and >> disinformation. How do you discuss that *without* sounding like you're >> saying "don't trust anyone but me?" Etc." > > That website rebuild and audit must be coming along really well. Maybe > not. > >> "Beefy: So there's a lot going on right but 99% of it is going on >> quietly between my ears in between doomscrolling, gaming, social >> media, and trying to get the energy up for the next steps for me which >> include visits to the doctor and dentist and finding a full-time >> therapist and so forth. All of that should start transpiring by the >> end of this month. My job is going just fine and suits me, it just >> doesn't pay much beyond enough to keep me eating and paying what minor >> bills I do have." > > > "A full time therapist"? You're fucking kidding. Beefy has no energy for > basic health but plenty of times for crap and games. > >> "Beefy: Also on the agenda: looking at options to complete my degree." > I guess Beth Aultman isn't around so Beefy will need fresh suckers. > > > >> "Beefy: Creatively what little work I've been doing lately has been >> going into the book. I've been considering doing some kind of targeted >> kinkstarter type campaign for that, but again I may not bother. If I >> can keep moving forward slowly I think I won't need to, and if I don't >> need to there's no reason to bother; it'll mean more income when I >> actually release the thing, for one thing, rather than having sort of >> borrowed against future sales. I've got some things percolating for >> future recurring content as well, and of course there's the ongoing >> rebuild of my current site, which honestly hasn't gotten much >> attention over the last few weeks but remains ongoing nonetheless. >> Some of that may shift and change if and when this move happens, as >> well." > Beefy admits has hasn't done a fucking thing but finally mentions the > website rebuild isn't going anywhere either. That's not going to stop > him from mixing in more reasons for mooching. > > This was either a howler of a typo or a cry for help: > > "I've been considering doing some kind of targeted kinkstarter type > campaign for that" > > "Kinkstarter"? He hasn't got enough? > > >> "Beefy: So that's what's up with me lately. I'll have an update in a >> few days. Love y'all." > Translation: Don't expect much unless you sheep start sending BeefyBux! > lol, oh my