Path: ...!eternal-september.org!feeder3.eternal-september.org!news.eternal-september.org!.POSTED!not-for-mail From: Janithor Newsgroups: rec.sport.pro-wrestling Subject: Re: I REMEMBER WHEN CHAD Date: Fri, 17 May 2024 19:28:20 -0700 Organization: A noiseless patient Spider Lines: 130 Message-ID: References: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8; format=flowed Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Injection-Date: Sat, 18 May 2024 04:28:20 +0200 (CEST) Injection-Info: dont-email.me; posting-host="47e181c49dc54973752a91350f8151c3"; logging-data="2736666"; mail-complaints-to="abuse@eternal-september.org"; posting-account="U2FsdGVkX18nwqYLsIaO7aG3pCn2raNkVJRhs2nKYig=" User-Agent: Mozilla Thunderbird Cancel-Lock: sha1:/5xdIjSkaCFaY2QDMwDh99j8pNs= In-Reply-To: Content-Language: en-US Bytes: 6851 x-no-archive: yes On 5/17/2024 6:10 PM, ]v [etaphoid Inc. wrote: > Janithor wrote: >> x-no-archive: yes >> >> On 5/17/2024 12:21 PM, % wrote: >>> Janithor wrote: >>>> x-no-archive: yes >>>> >>>> On 5/17/2024 11:27 AM, % wrote: >>>>> Janithor wrote: >>>>>> x-no-archive: yes >>>>>> >>>>>> On 5/16/2024 6:59 PM, Chad G. Petey wrote: >>>>>>> Janithor wrote in >>>>>>> news:v0peh6$22517$2@dont-email.me: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> x-no-archive: yes >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On 4/29/2024 5:01 PM, Davey Zimmerman #274 wrote: >>>>>>>>> Janithor wrote in >>>>>>>>> news:v0msvu$1btse$2@dont-email.me: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> x-no-archive: yes >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> On 4/28/2024 5:27 PM, Davey Zimmerman #274 wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> Janithor wrote in >>>>>>>>>>> news:v0m9b5$17pdn$3@dont-email.me: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> x-no-archive: yes >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> On 4/28/2024 12:39 PM, % wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> . >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> used to try and convince everyone he was a professional >>>>>>>>>>>>> wrestler >>>>>>>>>>>> How about when Dink tried to convince everyone he was a >>>>>>> professional >>>>>>>>>>>> actor? >>>>>>>>>>> I miss when John Henry DeJong used to try to convince the >>>>>>>>>>> sheep he >>>>>>>>>>> was going to save the world and that he never molested his >>>>>>>>>>> daughter. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> You mean he's not? >>>>>>>>> It depends: Did you PayPal him now? >>>>>>>> I'm trying to put together my own podcast, I just need some funds to >>>>>>> get >>>>>>>> started.  Once I get up and running and get at least $10,000 coming >>>>>>> in, >>>>>>>> then I can probably PayPal him something.  In the meantime, can you >>>>>>>> PayPal me first to get that going?  It's the best way to help >>>>>>>> John and >>>>>>>> save the world at the same time. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> (Chorus) >>>>>>> Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall, >>>>>>> Janithor, the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall, >>>>>>> John Henry, a grifter, with schemes in his arsenal, >>>>>>> Their feud resonates through the wrestling carnival. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Janithor strides, his broom a scepter in his grip, >>>>>>> Navigating life's ring, where fate takes its fearful dip, >>>>>>> In RSP-W, where fans convene to cheer or jeer, >>>>>>> But wrestling's allure to him remains unclear. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> He sweeps through the forums, with disdain overflowing, >>>>>>> Mocking wrestling's glitz, its performers' art unknowing, >>>>>>> Yet beneath his scorn, a grudging respect may lurk, >>>>>>> For the wrestlers' prowess, in the ring they work. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> (Chorus) >>>>>>> Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall, >>>>>>> Janithor, the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall, >>>>>>> John Henry, a grifter, with schemes in his arsenal, >>>>>>> Their feud resonates through the wrestling carnival. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> John Henry, the grifter, spins tales with flair, >>>>>>> A 150 IQ, yet destined to despair, >>>>>>> Cyberbegging for years, his schemes ever bold, >>>>>>> Facing evictions and scorn, life's tale untold. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> He dreams of glory, a wrestling star's embrace, >>>>>>> But reality bites, leaving him in disgrace, >>>>>>> His place in the world, his struggles profound, >>>>>>> Yet wrestling's allure keeps him tightly bound. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> (Chorus) >>>>>>> Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall, >>>>>>> Janithor, the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall, >>>>>>> John Henry, a grifter, with schemes in his arsenal, >>>>>>> Their feud resonates through the wrestling carnival. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> In life's arena, their paths forever intertwine, >>>>>>> Like wrestlers locked in battle, in rhythm and rhyme, >>>>>>> Their clash of ideologies, a tale to be told, >>>>>>> In the annals of wrestling, their story unfolds. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> (Chorus) >>>>>>> Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall, >>>>>>> Janithor, the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall, >>>>>>> John Henry, a grifter, with schemes in his arsenal, >>>>>>> Their feud resonates through the wrestling carnival. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> So ends the saga of Janithor and John, >>>>>>> In the wrestling ring, where their stories have drawn, >>>>>>> Their tale of rivalry, forever etched in lore, >>>>>>> In the squared circle, where legends endure. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> In the digital age, where wrestlers yearn for fame, >>>>>>> John's plea echoes online, seeking fortune's flame, >>>>>>> With PayPal, Venmo, and Patreon's plea, >>>>>>> As Janithor chants "Get a job!" with glee. >>>>>> Now we just need Music GPT and you'll have a hit.  I'm seeing Top 40. >>>>> we need a contract >>>> and a cool uniform, something wrestling themed >>> i meant music contract , >>> we have to tour put out an album >> That's what I'm saying, we just need a uniform for the group. >> >> https://media.gettyimages.com/id/83683688/photo/the-9th-annual-latin-grammy-awards-show.jpg?s=2048x2048&w=gi&k=20&c=VnAFurcFkzADwuRJOvf4BX0hrcQmL09Vspnfl71y6CU= >> > I remember when Chad was complaining that he had no money for poutine, so > ended up eating that baby cat instead… > > Gross! > Well when you have that much fat to maintain, you do what you have to.