Path: ...!weretis.net!feeder8.news.weretis.net!eternal-september.org!feeder3.eternal-september.org!news.eternal-september.org!.POSTED!not-for-mail From: Janithor Newsgroups: rec.sport.pro-wrestling Subject: Re: I REMEMBER WHEN CHAD Date: Sat, 18 May 2024 12:16:09 -0700 Organization: A noiseless patient Spider Lines: 136 Message-ID: References: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8; format=flowed Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Injection-Date: Sat, 18 May 2024 21:16:10 +0200 (CEST) Injection-Info: dont-email.me; posting-host="0457f3ad4cf60a3c72038272be09cc81"; logging-data="3079669"; mail-complaints-to="abuse@eternal-september.org"; posting-account="U2FsdGVkX1/p+N0IpqW5jW5CoZN2+QyT8trkFzMmLyM=" User-Agent: Mozilla Thunderbird Cancel-Lock: sha1:FEvmHq1Ig33i8Ke0ty76ausse70= Content-Language: en-US In-Reply-To: Bytes: 6965 x-no-archive: yes On 5/18/2024 7:42 AM, Creon wrote: > On Fri, 17 May 2024 16:14:39 -0700, Janithor wrote: > >> x-no-archive: yes >> >> On 5/17/2024 12:42 PM, Creon wrote: >>> On Fri, 17 May 2024 12:21:34 -0700, % wrote: >>> >>>> Janithor wrote: >>>>> x-no-archive: yes >>>>> >>>>> On 5/17/2024 11:27 AM, % wrote: >>>>>> Janithor wrote: >>>>>>> x-no-archive: yes >>>>>>> >>>>>>> On 5/16/2024 6:59 PM, Chad G. Petey wrote: >>>>>>>> Janithor wrote in >>>>>>>> news:v0peh6$22517$2@dont-email.me: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> x-no-archive: yes >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> On 4/29/2024 5:01 PM, Davey Zimmerman #274 wrote: >>>>>>>>>> Janithor wrote in >>>>>>>>>> news:v0msvu$1btse$2@dont-email.me: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> x-no-archive: yes >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> On 4/28/2024 5:27 PM, Davey Zimmerman #274 wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> Janithor wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>> news:v0m9b5$17pdn$3@dont-email.me: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> x-no-archive: yes >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On 4/28/2024 12:39 PM, % wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> . >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> used to try and convince everyone he was a professional >>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrestler >>>>>>>>>>>>> How about when Dink tried to convince everyone he was a >>>>>>>> professional >>>>>>>>>>>>> actor? >>>>>>>>>>>> I miss when John Henry DeJong used to try to convince the >>>>>>>>>>>> sheep he was going to save the world and that he never >>>>>>>>>>>> molested his daughter. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> You mean he's not? >>>>>>>>>> It depends: Did you PayPal him now? >>>>>>>>> I'm trying to put together my own podcast, I just need some funds >>>>>>>>> to >>>>>>>> get >>>>>>>>> started.  Once I get up and running and get at least $10,000 >>>>>>>>> coming >>>>>>>> in, >>>>>>>>> then I can probably PayPal him something.  In the meantime, can >>>>>>>>> you PayPal me first to get that going?  It's the best way to help >>>>>>>>> John and save the world at the same time. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> (Chorus) >>>>>>>> Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall, Janithor, >>>>>>>> the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall, John Henry, a >>>>>>>> grifter, with schemes in his arsenal, Their feud resonates through >>>>>>>> the wrestling carnival. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Janithor strides, his broom a scepter in his grip, Navigating >>>>>>>> life's ring, where fate takes its fearful dip, >>>>>>>> In RSP-W, where fans convene to cheer or jeer, >>>>>>>> But wrestling's allure to him remains unclear. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> He sweeps through the forums, with disdain overflowing, Mocking >>>>>>>> wrestling's glitz, its performers' art unknowing, >>>>>>>> Yet beneath his scorn, a grudging respect may lurk, >>>>>>>> For the wrestlers' prowess, in the ring they work. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> (Chorus) >>>>>>>> Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall, Janithor, >>>>>>>> the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall, John Henry, a >>>>>>>> grifter, with schemes in his arsenal, Their feud resonates through >>>>>>>> the wrestling carnival. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> John Henry, the grifter, spins tales with flair, >>>>>>>> A 150 IQ, yet destined to despair, >>>>>>>> Cyberbegging for years, his schemes ever bold, >>>>>>>> Facing evictions and scorn, life's tale untold. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> He dreams of glory, a wrestling star's embrace, >>>>>>>> But reality bites, leaving him in disgrace, >>>>>>>> His place in the world, his struggles profound, >>>>>>>> Yet wrestling's allure keeps him tightly bound. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> (Chorus) >>>>>>>> Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall, Janithor, >>>>>>>> the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall, John Henry, a >>>>>>>> grifter, with schemes in his arsenal, Their feud resonates through >>>>>>>> the wrestling carnival. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> In life's arena, their paths forever intertwine, >>>>>>>> Like wrestlers locked in battle, in rhythm and rhyme, Their clash >>>>>>>> of ideologies, a tale to be told, >>>>>>>> In the annals of wrestling, their story unfolds. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> (Chorus) >>>>>>>> Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall, Janithor, >>>>>>>> the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall, John Henry, a >>>>>>>> grifter, with schemes in his arsenal, Their feud resonates through >>>>>>>> the wrestling carnival. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> So ends the saga of Janithor and John, >>>>>>>> In the wrestling ring, where their stories have drawn, Their tale >>>>>>>> of rivalry, forever etched in lore, >>>>>>>> In the squared circle, where legends endure. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> In the digital age, where wrestlers yearn for fame, John's plea >>>>>>>> echoes online, seeking fortune's flame, >>>>>>>> With PayPal, Venmo, and Patreon's plea, >>>>>>>> As Janithor chants "Get a job!" with glee. >>>>>>> Now we just need Music GPT and you'll have a hit.  I'm seeing Top >>>>>>> 40. >>>>>> we need a contract >>>>> and a cool uniform, something wrestling themed >>>> i meant music contract , >>>> we have to tour put out an album >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbdpv7G_PPg >>> >>> >> https://youtu.be/AZEKGHTNBHE?si=uwCQrkdBP0oLb9Py&t=21 >> >> Los Cuates de rspw > 2 seconds of noise, followed by blessed silence as I > closed the tab. > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vtF5GjVeaY > Of course, just like any good racist would do.