Path: ...!fu-berlin.de!uni-berlin.de!individual.net!not-for-mail From: Creon Newsgroups: rec.sport.pro-wrestling Subject: Re: I REMEMBER WHEN CHAD Date: 17 May 2024 04:45:49 GMT Lines: 110 Message-ID: References: Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-Trace: individual.net F92ZBDypiAA+baAaVLEOEgBdk7OTxbzrc9jrQjmMOwX3+Z7I7i Cancel-Lock: sha1:3MVleibhiXx5T76nN/pQggR1bAA= sha256:MaHb/m76vDY15wT5a9RlmjxyEUY5lEXFd0Zh2hh9gdg= X-Face: \}2`P"_@pS86<'EM:'b.Ml}8IuMK"pV"?FReF$'c.S%u9 x-no-archive: yes > > On 5/16/2024 6:59 PM, Chad G. Petey wrote: >> Janithor wrote in >> news:v0peh6$22517$2@dont-email.me: >> >>> x-no-archive: yes >>> >>> On 4/29/2024 5:01 PM, Davey Zimmerman #274 wrote: >>>> Janithor wrote in >>>> news:v0msvu$1btse$2@dont-email.me: >>>> >>>>> x-no-archive: yes >>>>> >>>>> On 4/28/2024 5:27 PM, Davey Zimmerman #274 wrote: >>>>>> Janithor wrote in >>>>>> news:v0m9b5$17pdn$3@dont-email.me: >>>>>> >>>>>>> x-no-archive: yes >>>>>>> >>>>>>> On 4/28/2024 12:39 PM, % wrote: >>>>>>>> . >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> used to try and convince everyone he was a professional wrestler >>>>>>> How about when Dink tried to convince everyone he was a >> professional >>>>>>> actor? >>>>>> I miss when John Henry DeJong used to try to convince the sheep he >>>>>> was going to save the world and that he never molested his daughter. >>>>>> >>>>> You mean he's not? >>>> It depends: Did you PayPal him now? >>> I'm trying to put together my own podcast, I just need some funds to >> get >>> started.  Once I get up and running and get at least $10,000 coming >> in, >>> then I can probably PayPal him something.  In the meantime, can you >>> PayPal me first to get that going?  It's the best way to help John and >>> save the world at the same time. >>> >> (Chorus) >> Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall, >> Janithor, the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall, >> John Henry, a grifter, with schemes in his arsenal, >> Their feud resonates through the wrestling carnival. >> >> Janithor strides, his broom a scepter in his grip, >> Navigating life's ring, where fate takes its fearful dip, >> In RSP-W, where fans convene to cheer or jeer, >> But wrestling's allure to him remains unclear. >> >> He sweeps through the forums, with disdain overflowing, >> Mocking wrestling's glitz, its performers' art unknowing, >> Yet beneath his scorn, a grudging respect may lurk, >> For the wrestlers' prowess, in the ring they work. >> >> (Chorus) >> Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall, >> Janithor, the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall, >> John Henry, a grifter, with schemes in his arsenal, >> Their feud resonates through the wrestling carnival. >> >> John Henry, the grifter, spins tales with flair, >> A 150 IQ, yet destined to despair, >> Cyberbegging for years, his schemes ever bold, >> Facing evictions and scorn, life's tale untold. >> >> He dreams of glory, a wrestling star's embrace, >> But reality bites, leaving him in disgrace, >> His place in the world, his struggles profound, >> Yet wrestling's allure keeps him tightly bound. >> >> (Chorus) >> Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall, >> Janithor, the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall, >> John Henry, a grifter, with schemes in his arsenal, >> Their feud resonates through the wrestling carnival. >> >> In life's arena, their paths forever intertwine, >> Like wrestlers locked in battle, in rhythm and rhyme, >> Their clash of ideologies, a tale to be told, >> In the annals of wrestling, their story unfolds. >> >> (Chorus) >> Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall, >> Janithor, the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall, >> John Henry, a grifter, with schemes in his arsenal, >> Their feud resonates through the wrestling carnival. >> >> So ends the saga of Janithor and John, >> In the wrestling ring, where their stories have drawn, >> Their tale of rivalry, forever etched in lore, >> In the squared circle, where legends endure. >> >> In the digital age, where wrestlers yearn for fame, >> John's plea echoes online, seeking fortune's flame, >> With PayPal, Venmo, and Patreon's plea, >> As Janithor chants "Get a job!" with glee. > > Now we just need Music GPT and you'll have a hit.  I'm seeing Top 40. Are you sure it isn't time for a round of poetic vignettes? "In the dark burblings of the Undernet, Darth Mop seethes..." -Anon -- -c