Path: ...!Xl.tags.giganews.com!local-1.nntp.ord.giganews.com!news.giganews.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Sun, 28 Apr 2024 18:45:12 +0000 Subject: Re: Ode to RSPW Newsgroups: rec.sport.pro-wrestling References: From: % Date: Sun, 28 Apr 2024 11:45:12 -0700 User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; WOW64; rv:91.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/91.0 SeaMonkey/2.53.18.2 MIME-Version: 1.0 In-Reply-To: Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8; format=flowed Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-Antivirus: AVG (VPS 240428-6, 2024-4-28), Outbound message X-Antivirus-Status: Clean Message-ID: Lines: 71 X-Usenet-Provider: http://www.giganews.com X-Trace: sv3-z9rjdtt4Cc5e2TiC8waRnhjvINl9435Un90sx08CIF9XUcRdRqRQcMFu9oqPDbvoV6Lz/NF1XgEA5UH!2ynD2+XcSMCxyQvp3c2mMJXnt7+isatSCZ+Zci/HnzNfC6gpNKwoCjvbIuAOZBa1HXT37LgMq32A X-Complaints-To: abuse@giganews.com X-DMCA-Notifications: http://www.giganews.com/info/dmca.html X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.40 Bytes: 4192 ]v [etaphoid Inc. wrote: > % wrote: >> Chad G. Petey wrote: >>> In the realm where titans clash and dreams take flight, >>> And wrestlers weave tales in the dark of night, >>> A gallery of characters, each with their tale, >>> In wrestling's domain, where heroes prevail. >>> >>> Emmett, soaring like a masked marvel in the ring, >>> From the age of seven, wrestling's siren did sing, >>> Barred from chat rooms, his passion turned to fire, >>> In the heart of the squared circle, he found his desire. >>> >>> John, a serpent-tongued trickster, with schemes untold, >>> Once a voice, now his lies unfold, >>> In wrestling's theater, he spins his deceit, >>> Amidst the smoke and mirrors, his treachery meets. >>> >>> Dink, a background player with dreams aglow, >>> In wrestling's drama, his story does grow, >>> Short in stature, but with dreams so vast, >>> In the ring's tapestry, he finds his steadfast cast. >>> >>> Chad, a jack of all trades with a dubious charm, >>> In wrestling's world, he wields his harmful arm, >>> Once brothers with John, now their bond is rusted, >>> In the chaos of kayfabe, their friendship's busted. >>> >>> Freezer, with ideologies sharp as a steel chair's sting, >>> In wrestling's discourse, he takes his swing, >>> Liberal ideals like a high-flying dive, >>> In the political ring, he strives to survive. >>> >>> Jason Todd, with fervent passion like a wildfire's blaze, >>> In wrestling's realm, he aims to amaze, >>> Despising opponents like a heel's scorn, >>> In the battleground of politics, his banner's worn. >>> >>> Janithor, the janitor with views steadfast and true, >>> In wrestling's world, his interest askew, >>> In the mop and bucket, his solace is found, >>> In wrestling's chaos, his stance is sound. >>> >>> Percent, a figure enigmatic from the land up north, >>> In wrestling's tale, his presence comes forth, >>> With quips and whispers, he leaves his mark, >>> In the symphony of kayfabe, he's a subtle spark. >>> >>> Metaphoid, from down under's grip, >>> In wrestling's tale, he takes his trip, >>> Disdain for some, yet his presence bold, >>> In wrestling's lore, his stories told. >>> >>> Skeeter, with rebel flag held high, >>> In wrestling's world, his voice a cry, >>> Hating wrestling fans, with venom's sting, >>> In life's ring, he finds his swing. >>> >>> In wrestling's tapestry, their stories intertwine, >>> Each character unique, in the grand design, >>> From grifters to dreamers, in the ring's embrace, >>> They carve their legacy, in wrestling's space. >>> >> and i dodge another one , >> i was here before all those guys , >> i remember farva , i remember mike mottola >> > > Once again, a heavy price is paid for never learning to punctuate… > he says as he incorrectly punctuates