Path: Xl.tags.giganews.com!local-2.nntp.ord.giganews.com!news.giganews.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Sun, 28 Apr 2024 01:14:30 +0000 Subject: Re: Ode to RSPW Newsgroups: rec.sport.pro-wrestling References: From: % Date: Sat, 27 Apr 2024 18:14:29 -0700 User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; WOW64; rv:91.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/91.0 SeaMonkey/2.53.18.2 MIME-Version: 1.0 In-Reply-To: Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8; format=flowed Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-Antivirus: AVG (VPS 240427-4, 2024-4-27), Outbound message X-Antivirus-Status: Clean Message-ID: Lines: 67 X-Usenet-Provider: http://www.giganews.com X-Trace: sv3-aiQZxgV+k8jx0c8hbOu1F9JOGrPKZhNefSJru5/mUdN2BG3y8nC6adBJsal94TB4EatW8NrJImUG8gj!qsNSIuzmVA8yNYJZ3ZIXR6gtU4jbaqcPD1P1rA6ryRGD/j2l4GOFSqI+h3z6FFUcUGW9h92myF+Q X-Complaints-To: abuse@giganews.com X-DMCA-Notifications: http://www.giganews.com/info/dmca.html X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.40 Bytes: 3904 Janithor wrote: > x-no-archive: yes > > On 4/27/2024 4:59 PM, Chad G. Petey wrote: >> In the realm where titans clash and dreams take flight, >> And wrestlers weave tales in the dark of night, >> A gallery of characters, each with their tale, >> In wrestling's domain, where heroes prevail. >> >> Emmett, soaring like a masked marvel in the ring, >>  From the age of seven, wrestling's siren did sing, >> Barred from chat rooms, his passion turned to fire, >> In the heart of the squared circle, he found his desire. >> >> John, a serpent-tongued trickster, with schemes untold, >> Once a voice, now his lies unfold, >> In wrestling's theater, he spins his deceit, >> Amidst the smoke and mirrors, his treachery meets. >> >> Dink, a background player with dreams aglow, >> In wrestling's drama, his story does grow, >> Short in stature, but with dreams so vast, >> In the ring's tapestry, he finds his steadfast cast. >> >> Chad, a jack of all trades with a dubious charm, >> In wrestling's world, he wields his harmful arm, >> Once brothers with John, now their bond is rusted, >> In the chaos of kayfabe, their friendship's busted. >> >> Freezer, with ideologies sharp as a steel chair's sting, >> In wrestling's discourse, he takes his swing, >> Liberal ideals like a high-flying dive, >> In the political ring, he strives to survive. >> >> Jason Todd, with fervent passion like a wildfire's blaze, >> In wrestling's realm, he aims to amaze, >> Despising opponents like a heel's scorn, >> In the battleground of politics, his banner's worn. >> >> Janithor, the janitor with views steadfast and true, >> In wrestling's world, his interest askew, >> In the mop and bucket, his solace is found, >> In wrestling's chaos, his stance is sound. >> >> Percent, a figure enigmatic from the land up north, >> In wrestling's tale, his presence comes forth, >> With quips and whispers, he leaves his mark, >> In the symphony of kayfabe, he's a subtle spark. >> >> Metaphoid, from down under's grip, >> In wrestling's tale, he takes his trip, >> Disdain for some, yet his presence bold, >> In wrestling's lore, his stories told. >> >> Skeeter, with rebel flag held high, >> In wrestling's world, his voice a cry, >> Hating wrestling fans, with venom's sting, >> In life's ring, he finds his swing. >> >> In wrestling's tapestry, their stories intertwine, >> Each character unique, in the grand design, >>  From grifters to dreamers, in the ring's embrace, >> They carve their legacy, in wrestling's space. > > omg I'm in tears, it's beautiful. i'm already getting it printed on velvet