Path: ...!news.mixmin.net!eternal-september.org!feeder3.eternal-september.org!news.eternal-september.org!.POSTED!not-for-mail From: ]v[etaphoid Inc. Newsgroups: rec.sport.pro-wrestling Subject: Re: Ode to RSPW Date: Fri, 17 May 2024 07:24:09 -0000 (UTC) Organization: A noiseless patient Spider Lines: 115 Message-ID: References: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Injection-Date: Fri, 17 May 2024 09:24:10 +0200 (CEST) Injection-Info: dont-email.me; posting-host="5513713e741880bde06b0efb52394e58"; logging-data="2195437"; mail-complaints-to="abuse@eternal-september.org"; posting-account="U2FsdGVkX188LLeiPiOX0pJRAyNHbIww" User-Agent: NewsTap/5.5 (iPhone/iPod Touch) Cancel-Lock: sha1:HqSmKGBoRUTTuIgHS60lvVOMQoM= sha1:VNYaSV0wE1WHpo0QiFbqLHzFvTc= Bytes: 5418 Chad G. Petey wrote: > ]v[etaphoid Inc. wrote in > news:v1na8v$1ugug$1@dont-email.me: > >> Chad G. Petey wrote: >>> In the realm where titans clash and dreams take flight, >>> And wrestlers weave tales in the dark of night, >>> A gallery of characters, each with their tale, >>> In wrestling's domain, where heroes prevail. >>> >>> Emmett, soaring like a masked marvel in the ring, >>> From the age of seven, wrestling's siren did sing, >>> Barred from chat rooms, his passion turned to fire, >>> In the heart of the squared circle, he found his desire. >>> >>> John, a serpent-tongued trickster, with schemes untold, >>> Once a voice, now his lies unfold, >>> In wrestling's theater, he spins his deceit, >>> Amidst the smoke and mirrors, his treachery meets. >>> >>> Dink, a background player with dreams aglow, >>> In wrestling's drama, his story does grow, >>> Short in stature, but with dreams so vast, >>> In the ring's tapestry, he finds his steadfast cast. >>> >>> Chad, a jack of all trades with a dubious charm, >>> In wrestling's world, he wields his harmful arm, >>> Once brothers with John, now their bond is rusted, >>> In the chaos of kayfabe, their friendship's busted. >>> >>> Freezer, with ideologies sharp as a steel chair's sting, >>> In wrestling's discourse, he takes his swing, >>> Liberal ideals like a high-flying dive, >>> In the political ring, he strives to survive. >>> >>> Jason Todd, with fervent passion like a wildfire's blaze, >>> In wrestling's realm, he aims to amaze, >>> Despising opponents like a heel's scorn, >>> In the battleground of politics, his banner's worn. >>> >>> Janithor, the janitor with views steadfast and true, >>> In wrestling's world, his interest askew, >>> In the mop and bucket, his solace is found, >>> In wrestling's chaos, his stance is sound. >>> >>> Percent, a figure enigmatic from the land up north, >>> In wrestling's tale, his presence comes forth, >>> With quips and whispers, he leaves his mark, >>> In the symphony of kayfabe, he's a subtle spark. >>> >>> Metaphoid, from down under's grip, >>> In wrestling's tale, he takes his trip, >>> Disdain for some, yet his presence bold, >>> In wrestling's lore, his stories told. >>> >>> Skeeter, with rebel flag held high, >>> In wrestling's world, his voice a cry, >>> Hating wrestling fans, with venom's sting, >>> In life's ring, he finds his swing. >>> >>> In wrestling's tapestry, their stories intertwine, >>> Each character unique, in the grand design, >>> From grifters to dreamers, in the ring's embrace, >>> They carve their legacy, in wrestling's space. >>> >> >> Are you related to the Chad who served in an armed campaign? >> >> https://groups.google.com/g/alt.flame.rspw/c/nYtUHLNwtGA >> > > In the heart of a storm, in Katrina's fierce wrath, > Chad stood tall, walked the path. > Not with guns or grenades, but with courage and might, > He lent a hand in the darkest of night. > > (Chorus) > Oh, Chad Bryant, a hero's name, > In the National Guard, he earned his fame. > Not in battles of steel, but in battles of heart, > He played his part, he played his part. > > Now, tales may fly, like leaves in the wind, > But truth stands strong, it doesn't bend. > Though skeptics may scoff, and doubters may jeer, > Chad's deeds speak loud, crystal clear. > > (Chorus) > Oh, Chad Bryant, a hero's name, > In the National Guard, he earned his fame. > Not in battles of steel, but in battles of heart, > He played his part, he played his part. > > And in that bathroom, a moment of strife, > Chad's swift kick saved a woman's life. > Though some may doubt, the truth remains true, > Chad's valor shines through and through. > > (Chorus) > Oh, Chad Bryant, a hero's name, > In the National Guard, he earned his fame. > Not in battles of steel, but in battles of heart, > He played his part, he played his part. > > So let the whispers fade, let the rumors die, > For Chad Bryant, we raise our cry. > A man of honor, a friend so true, > This song's for him, and for Chad Bryant too. > How pitifully appropriate for a stolen Valor coward who still claims to have served in armed conflict… Armed with a ladle and oversized bowl of gruel! ROFL!