Path: ...!weretis.net!feeder8.news.weretis.net!eternal-september.org!feeder3.eternal-september.org!news.eternal-september.org!.POSTED!not-for-mail From: Janithor Newsgroups: rec.sport.pro-wrestling Subject: Re: Ode to RSPW Date: Mon, 29 Apr 2024 11:38:45 -0700 Organization: A noiseless patient Spider Lines: 77 Message-ID: References: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8; format=flowed Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Injection-Date: Mon, 29 Apr 2024 20:38:45 +0200 (CEST) Injection-Info: dont-email.me; posting-host="9a7ff8f9c45f23d9ebf9fa244c84fe94"; logging-data="2013716"; mail-complaints-to="abuse@eternal-september.org"; posting-account="U2FsdGVkX18uZVNknNRRCwYzl6TbSBnQEbXbjOzEojY=" User-Agent: Mozilla Thunderbird Cancel-Lock: sha1:xoG7fxx4kTMcukHf037ckDdJKjA= In-Reply-To: Content-Language: en-US Bytes: 4083 x-no-archive: yes On 4/29/2024 6:23 AM, PDub wrote: > > Chad G. Petey wrote: > > In the realm where titans clash and dreams take flight, > > And wrestlers weave tales in the dark of night, > > A gallery of characters, each with their tale, > > In wrestling's domain, where heroes prevail. > > > > Emmett, soaring like a masked marvel in the ring, > > From the age of seven, wrestling's siren did sing, > > Barred from chat rooms, his passion turned to fire, > > In the heart of the squared circle, he found his desire. > > > > John, a serpent-tongued trickster, with schemes untold, > > Once a voice, now his lies unfold, > > In wrestling's theater, he spins his deceit, > > Amidst the smoke and mirrors, his treachery meets. > > > > Dink, a background player with dreams aglow, > > In wrestling's drama, his story does grow, > > Short in stature, but with dreams so vast, > > In the ring's tapestry, he finds his steadfast cast. > > > > Chad, a jack of all trades with a dubious charm, > > In wrestling's world, he wields his harmful arm, > > Once brothers with John, now their bond is rusted, > > In the chaos of kayfabe, their friendship's busted. > > > > Freezer, with ideologies sharp as a steel chair's sting, > > In wrestling's discourse, he takes his swing, > > Liberal ideals like a high-flying dive, > > In the political ring, he strives to survive. > > > > Jason Todd, with fervent passion like a wildfire's blaze, > > In wrestling's realm, he aims to amaze, > > Despising opponents like a heel's scorn, > > In the battleground of politics, his banner's worn. > > > > Janithor, the janitor with views steadfast and true, > > In wrestling's world, his interest askew, > > In the mop and bucket, his solace is found, > > In wrestling's chaos, his stance is sound. > > > > Percent, a figure enigmatic from the land up north, > > In wrestling's tale, his presence comes forth, > > With quips and whispers, he leaves his mark, > > In the symphony of kayfabe, he's a subtle spark. > > > > Metaphoid, from down under's grip, > > In wrestling's tale, he takes his trip, > > Disdain for some, yet his presence bold, > > In wrestling's lore, his stories told. > > > > Skeeter, with rebel flag held high, > > In wrestling's world, his voice a cry, > > Hating wrestling fans, with venom's sting, > > In life's ring, he finds his swing. > > > > In wrestling's tapestry, their stories intertwine, > > Each character unique, in the grand design, > > From grifters to dreamers, in the ring's embrace, > > They carve their legacy, in wrestling's space. > > > > Very nice! Creative... > > A for effort. but - you have too much time on your hands. > > > This is a response to the post seen at: > http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=664371279#664371279 > > I'm sure it took all of 3 seconds to compose.