From: Farley Flud <ff@linux.rocks>
Subject: I Mangle Microslop Advocates
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I can easily kick the fucking ass of any participant on this
group.

Furthermore, with one punch, I can hospitalize any and all
Microshit advocates.

I just completed 2 miles on my treadmill, and I am ready for
fucking homicidal action.

Here is my workout music:

Sacred Love, Bad Brains

Rolling Stones, Heartbreaker

Rolling Stones, Bitch

Siouxie + Banshees, Turn to Stone

Smiths, Sweet and Tender Hooligan

Smiths, Handsome Devil

Fifth Column, Ghost of the Buffalo (one of my ex-wives
on vocals)

Echo + Bunnymen, Over the Wall

999, Homicide

There is a story behind the Bad Brains.  I was incarcerated
at a max pen for felonious assault and my cell mate was the
lead singer thereof.  His band was scheduled to record and
to make his appearance he used his telephone from the cell
to sing on that particular track.  The distortion is quite
apparent.

But I will tolerate no Microshit advocacy.  I will annihilate,
with a single punch, anyone who dares to criticize GNU/linux.

Note:

No fucking AI in the world could ever duplicate the pure
art of the Rolling Stones "Bitch."  Behold the inimitable
lyrics:

I'm feeling so tired, can't understand it
Just had a fortnight's sleep
I'm feeling so stuffed, I'm so distracted
Ain't touched a thing all week
I'm feeling drunk, juiced up and sloppy
Ain't touched a drink all night
I'm feeling hungry, can't see the reason
Just had a horse meat pie

GNU/Linux -- for REAL MEN only.

Microshit Winblows -- for pale zombies waiting for my
final punch.