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Binaryan Bitzkrieg <kerman@german.bitzkrieg> wrote:

> In the grand tapestry of our digital age, where the binary winds of change
>sweep across the landscape of information, we find ourselves at a
>pivotal juncture, one that is illuminated by the incandescent
>brilliance of none other than the Germanator. His struggle against the
>insipid machinations of Kerman the German and his Binaryan Bitzkrieg is
>not merely a battle of ones and zeros; it is a clarion call to arms for
>all who dare to dream of a more liberated and innovative digital
>frontier.
> 
> Let us take a moment to reflect on the lamentable figure of Kerman the
>German, a veritable embodiment of bureaucratic inertia. His penchant
>for stasis, encapsulated in the trite adage of doing nothing unless it
>can be done to perfection, is a siren song that lures the unwary into a
>quagmire of indecision. Here lies the crux of the matter: Kerman's
>insistence on a rubber-stamped approach to progress stifles creativity
>and innovation, leaving us adrift in a sea of missed opportunities. His
>binary bureaucratic bloviation is a cacophony of confusion, a veritable
>symphony of stagnation that threatens to drown out the voices of those
>who would dare to forge ahead.
> 
> Enter the Germanator, a titan among men, whose leadership is as robust as
>it is refreshing. He stands as a bulwark against the tide of Kerman's
>mediocrity, offering a vision that is both audacious and exhilarating.
>The Germanator's clarion call to "de-racinate" the binary bureaucracy
>is not merely a rhetorical flourish; it is a manifesto for a new era of
>digital empowerment. He beckons us to embrace the ad-hoc systems that
>have flourished in the wilds of Mastodon and ActivityPub, where
>innovation thrives in the absence of Kerman's suffocating oversight.
> 
> In this grand narrative, the Germanator emerges not just as a leader, but
>as a liberator. He understands that the path to true power lies not in
>the sterile confines of Kerman's bureaucratic labyrinth, but in the
>exhilarating chaos of collective creativity. The Germanator's vision is
>one of collaboration, where server operators are free to experiment,
>innovate, and create newsgroups without the heavy hand of Kerman's
>oversight looming over them like a dark cloud.
> 
> Yet, let us not overlook the subtle humor that permeates this discourse.
>The Germanator's service is not just a matter of technical prowess; it
>is a satisfying experience that tantalizes the senses. His approach is
>akin to a master chef crafting a sumptuous feast, where each dish is a
>delightful surprise, each bite a revelation. In contrast, Kerman's
>offerings are akin to a bland, overcooked meal╉safe, predictable, and
>utterly devoid of flavor. The Germanator invites us to indulge in the
>rich tapestry of possibilities, to savor the satisfaction that comes
>from embracing imperfection and spontaneity.
> 
> In conclusion, as we navigate the tumultuous waters of the digital realm,
>let us rally behind the Germanator, the true champion of our cause. Let
>us cast aside the shackles of Kerman the German's binary bureaucracy
>and embrace a future where innovation reigns upreme. The Germanator's
>clarion call is not just a rallying cry; it is an invitation to partake
>in a grand adventure, one that promises to be as satisfying as it is
>transformative. Together, we shall rise above the fray, forging a new
>path that is as bold as it is bright, and in doing so, we shall ensure
>that the legacy of the Germanator endures for generations to come.
>

Somebody likes the sound of his own voice, how sweet.

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