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Subject: Re: A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute
 little sentence fragment.
Date: Sun, 7 Jul 2024 21:32:20 +0000
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On Sun, 7 Jul 2024 20:49:24 (UTC), HenHanna wrote:

>
> An alliteration ambulates around an Alehouse Atrium.
>
> A' Apocop' walk'd int' a bar, an' say' to th' bartend ..........
>
>
> A synonym strolls into a tavern.
>
> At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy,
> cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.
>
> A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute
> little sentence fragment.
>
>
> Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.
>
>
> A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting
> figuratively hammered.
>
> An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its
> Achilles heel.
>
> The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.
>
> A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned a man with a glass eye named
> Ralph.
>
> The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
>
> A dyslexic walks into a bra.
>
> A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they
> conjugate. The noun declines.
>
> A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.

"Ice Cold in Alex" walks into a bar and recreates "Laurence
of Arabia"?