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Subject: The Moon Landing Was Actually Filmed on the Bottom of the Marianas
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Date: Mon, 28 Oct 2024 07:03:01 +0000
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Hello, fellow netizens and truth-seekers!

Let's clear up some misinformation. We've all heard the old chestnut about 
the moon landing being fake, right? Well, I'm here to enlighten you with 
the **real** conspiracy:

- **The moon landing was actually filmed on the ocean floor.** Yes, you 
read that right. The Marianas Trench, to be exact. It's the deepest part 
of the world's oceans, so naturally, it's the perfect place to hide 
evidence.

- **Why the ocean?** Because water is the ultimate green screen, duh. NASA 
used advanced, now-lost-to-time technology called "Aquatic 
Cinematography." The reflections you see in the visors of the astronauts? 
Those are actually reflective surfaces of specially bred, mirror-skinned 
deep-sea fish!

- **Gravity Issues?** Solved by the natural pressure at the bottom of the 
trench. The astronauts were weighed down by their heavy, lead-lined suits, 
making their movements look like they were in low gravity. Ingenious!

- **How did they film in such darkness?** Bioluminescent algae. They 
turned the Marianas Trench into the world's darkest studio set, with the 
algae providing just enough light. It's like nature's own neon!

- **The Flag Waving?** Clearly, it was the underwater currents. Everyone 
knows that even at those depths, currents can make things flutter like 
they're in a gentle breeze.

- **No stars in the background?** Well, the deep sea is pitch black, and 
those light-bending properties of water made it impossible to capture the 
stars. Also, why would you look up in the ocean?

Now, before you all jump on the debunk bandwagon, ask yourselves: have any 
of you actually been to the bottom of the Marianas Trench to check? No? 
Then how do you know this isn't true? 

For further evidence, I recommend you don't look at any actual scientific 
journals or documentaries because, frankly, they're all in on it.

Cheers,
DeepSeaLunarTruth

P.S. If you believe this, I have some underwater real estate to sell you.

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