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On 4/30/2025 10:25 PM, Mike Duffy wrote:
> On 2025-05-01, BryanGSimmons wrote:
> 
>> OK, we know from previous posts that anything anal is a no go.
> 
>>   Do you feel that way about oral sex too,
> 
> It seems to me like something animals might
> do because they don't know any better.
> 
> That is certainly not my idea of 'Happily ever after'.
>
How the fuck is your wife happy if she never receives oral sex?  My god, 
the woman must not even know what it's like.  Will you be a real man, or 
will she die without experiencing her birthright?  BE A FUCKING MAN, 
DUFFY.  Get your face between her legs and repeat the following words. 
"It's so pretty, and it smells so good, I just have to kiss it, OK?" 
Even if you don't fancy her reciprocating because you are one of the 
rare guys who doesn't desire fellatio, do it for her.  Until you've 
given a woman an orgasm with your mouth...it's hard to believe that you 
even admitted that shit.  That's *way* more aberrant than anything John 
K. or Greg M. has posted about.  Everyone should point at you and laugh 
because you are a heterosexual guy who doesn't eat pussy. Jesus, you are 
a heterosexual guy who doesn't eat pussy.

-- 
--Bryan
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We're just too courteous to say so."
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