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In article 
<17588267.741217191.208927.anim8rfsk-cox.net@news.easynews.com>,
 anim8rfsk <anim8rfsk@cox.net> wrote:

> Ubiquitous <weberm@polaris.net> wrote:
> > I watched
> > 
> > What did you watch?
> 
> Hey, thanks for asking!
> 
> Jessica Alba *is* TRIGGER WARNING!

I watched this last night, too!

> (A better name for this would have been BUTTERCUP WARNING. Bonus points
> for those of you who understand why.)
> 
> It caught my attention because it's like the number one thing on the
> Netflix. Which basically shows you how desperate Netflix subscribers are
> for anything to watch.
> 
> The short review is, this was a boring dreadful ineptly made mess.

She could have at least given us some nekkid nudity before time ruins 
her body for us.

> Alba plays the super special ops soldier 15 years younger than she is who
> as we suspected can beat up guys twice her size 2 at a time.

But... but... she has knives. So that makes it believable.

> The plot is basically stupid. Her father owns a bar attached to a mine next
> to a military base. Somebody somehow has secretly dug a tunnel from the
> mine to the military base coming up under a container. That's just sitting
> there in the middle of the tarmac and nobody ever moves, so they can steal
> military ordinance and no one notices. The money from this goes to get
> Anthony Michael Hall reelected as a senator or something. But the thing is
> they’re in the middle of nowhere in a town that has like 12 buildings. I'm
> not really sure it's worth spending countless millions to be senator of this
> place.
> 
> So one of them kills her dad (maybe we never did find out for sure.) and
> she comes back and murders all of them and gets away with it.
> 
> The rest is bad action stuff shot mostly in total darkness. At one point
> after drinking heavily, she wakes up with somebody, but since he is
> literally in complete and total darkness, we're never sure who.

The guy who killed her dad was the one she screwed and woke up with, 
only to have to kill him for REVENGE!