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Subject: What Did You Watch? 2024-05-14 (Tuesday)
Date: Wed, 15 May 2024 04:30:40 -0400
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I watched: 

HOW *BAD* IS DEATH BED: THE BED THAT EATS???:
Sometimes I watch a movie and I seriously start thinking about how much 
longer I'll be able to do this show because sometimes, believe it or not,
even if a movie is bad I'll watch it but I just can't find the jokes to make, 
and then there are movies like this one where there's almost too much to joke 
about I almost feel like "Death Bed: The Bed That Eats" has breathed more 
life into the show because after food fight like I had to take a breather.
https://youtu.be/371jENJ-N9k?si=lyd1ABRa6v2pfdZx

VANDERPUMP RULES:
"May the Best Woman Win". Ariana finally breaks down over the end of her 
relationship with Tom; Katie and Schwartz vie for the affection of the same 
woman.
It's about freaking time, Arianna! I don't remember much else, but the 
three-some with Katie, Schwartz, and Cori(?) seems a bit contrived. I don't 
know, Jo and Schwartz seem like a cute couple.

VANDEPUMP RULES:
"How'd You Like Them Apples?". A podcast rehashing the past sends everyone 
spiraling; Scheana releases a new song; Lala takes the next step toward 
expanding her family; Ally and James have a tough conversation; Scheana and 
Sandoval clash over a perceived betrayal.

Oh no! Everyone's upset about what Rachel said about Sandoval! 

Nice to see Schemer is still trying to milk "Good as Gold" for all its worth. 
Who the hell was that cover band making the video? At least she wasn't 
twerking in her bedroom on top of her bed this time! So, she made a new song 
and for some reason thought it was clever to put a Rachel reference in it?

The less said about LaLa's "Jizz party", the better. Even bawdy Lisa 
Vanderbucks seemed appalled. Why does everyone assume they can hold their 
parties at her house? It seemed a bit presumptive for LaLa to have already 
arranged for everything before asking.

I think there was more but I cannot be bothered.

So Ann was fired? To be honest, their house didn't look much less dirty to 
me, but I did enjoy all the footage of their habitation looking like a 
pigsty. Leave it to Sandoval to hire a male assistant who looks like him! lol

VANDERPUMP RULES:
"Jax Attack". Ariana invites her boyfriend, Dan on the group's upcoming trip 
to San Francisco. Katie is accused of spreading cheating rumours about Jax. 
Scheana's attempt to apologise to Sandoval goes south when he throws a past 
indiscretion in her face.

VANDERBUCK RULES:
"For Old Tom’s Sake". Lala celebrates her 33rd birthday with a sexy burlesque 
party. Ariana and Katie give Lisa an update on the status of Something About 
Her. Schwartz reconnects with Jo after their friendship breakup. When the 
group flies to San Francisco for a party, Scheana urges Sandoval to offer 
Ariana a genuine apology. Schwartz makes Katie an indecent proposal.

I was paying more attention to tracing my hardcopies of software coding, 
but here are some thoughts and observations.

• The scenes with Tom helping his backup friends seemed highly contrived. 
  I was suspicious at the one being labelled as "so-and-so's friend". 

• I had totally forgotten about the girls' fake sandwich shop. Sounds like 
  they're having to deal with a lot of red tape. Say, did S&S ever open? ??

• Jo makes an appearance, just in time for this season's mandatory vacation. 
  I thought it was funny that she was going too. 

• What the hell was LaLa wearing, a Fifth Element cosplay?

• Dan looked better on webcam than in person. All I could see was his horse 
  teeth!

• Why did Dan fly in from NYC but seemingly spent no time with Ariana?

• I have no interest in Sandoval's lame band. Next!

• San Fran looked lovely, but I am guessing it's because they had a poop map.

• Was there an obligatory fight at the end of the ep? I can't remember.

• Gawdamn, just how many commercials do I have to see with Arianna in them? 

VANDERPUMP RULES:
"Plot Twist". Scheana performs live for the first time with her band; Katie 
clashes with Jo over a year's worth of grievances; Ariana takes Dan to lunch 
with her friends; the fourth wall is left shattered when Tom approaches 
Ariana for a conversation.

Zzzz... oh, I must have fallen asleep! This was definitely an underwhelming 
"finally" that ended with a lame sad musical montage. 

• Was Schemer performing in San Fran? I thought they were, but what was 
  Billie and the girl Sandoval dated once doing there?

• I am angry at Katie for being a bitch to Jo. Ditto for her asshole friend 
  who was dressed like a giant banana and called Jo a crackwhore when she 
  approached.

• Nice latex shirt, Brach.

• LaLa broke the 4th wall about Ariana's attitude, but there was a good 
  amount of projection in her rant.

• Did Ariana tell the producer her biggest beef with Sandoval was that he 
  gave her VD?

• I could have sworn I saw someone (Billie?) throwing a chair at Schemer's 
  performance in the season preview.

VANDERPUMP RULES:
"Reunion, part 1". Sandoval finds himself on the defensive when he gets 
called out for his poor decisions in the press. While Ariana builds a life on 
Broadway with her new boyfriend, questions remain about what to do with the 
shared house in L.A. Scheana and Brock discuss the turbulence in their 
marriage. Everyone is brought to tears as Brock describes the impact Scheana 
and Summer have had on his life. Lala challenges Katie’s authenticity about 
her feelings toward Ariana.  


What did you watch?

--
Let's go Brandon!