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On 4/7/25 11:40 PM, rbowman wrote:
> On Mon, 7 Apr 2025 21:51:15 -0400, c186282 wrote:
> 
>>     However my Mom was on a BUS TOUR in northern Maine and the Canadian
>>     maritimes ... and a huge moose decided to attack the damned bus. Took
>>     off one of the front wheels, total disaster.
>>     NOT so good for the idiot moose either .....
>>
>>     Bull Moose seem to be very large things with an IQ of nine plus a
>>     massive testosterone overdose.
> 
> People think I'm strange because I worry more about moose than bears or
> cats. There's some history there. Camping in a meadow off the trail in NH,
> I'd just gotten up and was cooking breakfast when I heard crashing through
> the woods. The moose walked through the meadow missing my tent by a few
> feet. If he'd been off course he would have plowed through the tent and
> not noticed.
> 
> Hiking in VT I saw what I first thought were two horseback riders on a
> cross trail up the slope. It isn't all that common, but people do trail
> ride back east. They turned down the trail I was on and I realized it was
> a pair of moose. I'm not much of a tree climber but the trees were all 4"
> DBH or less. I didn't think a .38 would impress them. They split off on
> either side of the trail and flanked me. I didn't know if they were being
> polite or planning on a pincer attack.
> 
> One of my favorite cartoons was in a local ME paper after they opened the
> first moose season in decades. Redneck one was painting a target on a
> complacent moose. Redneck two was sitting in a lawn chair with his rifle
> and a can of beer.
> 
> The season is coming rapidly when the tourons come to Jellystone to pet
> the moose, buffalo, grizzlies, and anything else they can get close to.
> They'd probably try for a selfie with a wolf if they could find one.


A Møøse once bit my sister ...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the m00se with the
sharpened end of an interspace t00thbrush given by Svenge - her
brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian m0vies:
“The H0t Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”,
“The Huge M0lars of Horst Nordfink”.