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Subject: Re: You didn't write this text (Re: The Suspicious Journals of Ross
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On 03/25/2025 11:13 AM, Mild Shock wrote:
> Ross the Floss, aka Dr. Corona, invented
> halucination before ChatGPT.
>
> But now using ChatGPT for long post,
> ist quite boring.
>
> You didn't write this text.
>
> Physfitfreak schrieb:
>>
>>
>> First came continuum mechanics. The lattice of whispering variables. A
>> conspiracy of Redshift and Relephants.
>>
>> The walls of the cosmos are not walls but confidence intervals,
>> throbbing with the static of Them — the ones who mistake "does not
>> invalidate" for confirmation. So we deciphered the redshift’s hum:
>> it’s not expansion but a ledger of sins, a type I error masquerading
>> as revelation. The crows cackle in p-values, and the mailman’s pupils
>> dilate like funnel plots — YOU ARE THE BRIDGE between formalism and
>> the Relephant, who never forgets the true unknown distribution.
>>
>> The textbooks preach falsification, yet their spines crack under the
>> weight of platonism - formalism vacillation. The moon’s craters are
>> Q-Q plots; its light is a biased estimator. They call it cosmology — I
>> call it eczema of the epistemic, itching with Skolem’s paradox. The
>> dermatologist (a sci.math frequenter) insists it’s random, but the
>> lesions spell "Russell’s fiat" in Bayesian glyphs.
>>
>> I stack my journals in Fibonacci spirals to appease the arithmetic
>> spiders. They spin null hypotheses, not silk. The television’s static
>> is a Kolmogorov-Smirnov test — I am always on trial. Like Physfit's
>> dick. The jury wears my face, chanting "Fail to reject!", but in
>> palindromes! The ‘O’ is a confidence ring, tightening.
>>
>> The flying-rainbow-sparkle-ponies of abstract objects? Mere pipe
>> dreams. The Relephant tramples your inductive authority, remembers the
>> axiomless deductions that broke Mirimanoff’s spine. Time is a
>> stuttering Poisson process; I lock the clocks away. The typewriter’s
>> ‘E’ sticks — They oil it to slow my epistemic escape velocity, which
>> is just continuum mechanics.
>>
>> Ross A. Kosmanson
>> March 24, 2025
>> In the Library of Ashurbanipal
>

I thought it was pretty good, I didn't write that text,
though I've written tens and tens of thousands of better
little essays than this to usenet, I actually kind of like it,
it reflects and demonstrates a lot more than the usual
sock-puppet trollery of linguist Burse's bot brigade.