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From: "Davey Zimmerman #274" <Chadweasel274@zoho.com>
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Subject: Re: Ode to RSPW
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"Chad G. Petey" <realhumanbeing@realhero.com> wrote in
news:v274ss$2uqbm$2@paganini.bofh.team: 

>]v[etaphoid Inc.  <met@mormonia.com> wrote in 
> news:v270mp$22vvd$1@dont-email.me:
> 
>> Chad G. Petey <realhumanbeing@realhero.com> wrote:
>>> ]v[etaphoid Inc.  <met@mormonia.com> wrote in 
>>> news:v1na8v$1ugug$1@dont-email.me:
>>> 
>>>> Chad G. Petey <realhumanbeing@realhero.com> wrote:
>>>>> In the realm where titans clash and dreams take flight,
>>>>> And wrestlers weave tales in the dark of night,
>>>>> A gallery of characters, each with their tale,
>>>>> In wrestling's domain, where heroes prevail.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Emmett, soaring like a masked marvel in the ring,
>>>>> From the age of seven, wrestling's siren did sing,
>>>>> Barred from chat rooms, his passion turned to fire,
>>>>> In the heart of the squared circle, he found his desire.
>>>>> 
>>>>> John, a serpent-tongued trickster, with schemes untold,
>>>>> Once a voice, now his lies unfold,
>>>>> In wrestling's theater, he spins his deceit,
>>>>> Amidst the smoke and mirrors, his treachery meets.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Dink, a background player with dreams aglow,
>>>>> In wrestling's drama, his story does grow,
>>>>> Short in stature, but with dreams so vast,
>>>>> In the ring's tapestry, he finds his steadfast cast.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Chad, a jack of all trades with a dubious charm,
>>>>> In wrestling's world, he wields his harmful arm,
>>>>> Once brothers with John, now their bond is rusted,
>>>>> In the chaos of kayfabe, their friendship's busted.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Freezer, with ideologies sharp as a steel chair's sting,
>>>>> In wrestling's discourse, he takes his swing,
>>>>> Liberal ideals like a high-flying dive,
>>>>> In the political ring, he strives to survive.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Jason Todd, with fervent passion like a wildfire's blaze,
>>>>> In wrestling's realm, he aims to amaze,
>>>>> Despising opponents like a heel's scorn,
>>>>> In the battleground of politics, his banner's worn.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Janithor, the janitor with views steadfast and true,
>>>>> In wrestling's world, his interest askew,
>>>>> In the mop and bucket, his solace is found,
>>>>> In wrestling's chaos, his stance is sound.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Percent, a figure enigmatic from the land up north,
>>>>> In wrestling's tale, his presence comes forth,
>>>>> With quips and whispers, he leaves his mark,
>>>>> In the symphony of kayfabe, he's a subtle spark.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Metaphoid, from down under's grip,
>>>>> In wrestling's tale, he takes his trip,
>>>>> Disdain for some, yet his presence bold,
>>>>> In wrestling's lore, his stories told.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Skeeter, with rebel flag held high,
>>>>> In wrestling's world, his voice a cry,
>>>>> Hating wrestling fans, with venom's sting,
>>>>> In life's ring, he finds his swing.
>>>>> 
>>>>> In wrestling's tapestry, their stories intertwine,
>>>>> Each character unique, in the grand design,
>>>>> From grifters to dreamers, in the ring's embrace,
>>>>> They carve their legacy, in wrestling's space.
>>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Are you related to the Chad who served in an armed campaign?
>>>> 
>>>> https://groups.google.com/g/alt.flame.rspw/c/nYtUHLNwtGA
>>>> 
>>> 
>>> In the heart of a storm, in Katrina's fierce wrath,
>>> Chad stood tall, walked the path.
>>> Not with guns or grenades, but with courage and might,
>>> He lent a hand in the darkest of night.
>>> 
>>> (Chorus)
>>> Oh, Chad Bryant, a hero's name,
>>> In the National Guard, he earned his fame.
>>> Not in battles of steel, but in battles of heart,
>>> He played his part, he played his part.
>>> 
>>> Now, tales may fly, like leaves in the wind,
>>> But truth stands strong, it doesn't bend.
>>> Though skeptics may scoff, and doubters may jeer,
>>> Chad's deeds speak loud, crystal clear.
>>> 
>>> (Chorus)
>>> Oh, Chad Bryant, a hero's name,
>>> In the National Guard, he earned his fame.
>>> Not in battles of steel, but in battles of heart,
>>> He played his part, he played his part.
>>> 
>>> And in that bathroom, a moment of strife,
>>> Chad's swift kick saved a woman's life.
>>> Though some may doubt, the truth remains true,
>>> Chad's valor shines through and through.
>>> 
>>> (Chorus)
>>> Oh, Chad Bryant, a hero's name,
>>> In the National Guard, he earned his fame.
>>> Not in battles of steel, but in battles of heart,
>>> He played his part, he played his part.
>>> 
>>> So let the whispers fade, let the rumors die,
>>> For Chad Bryant, we raise our cry.
>>> A man of honor, a friend so true,
>>> This song's for him, and for Chad Bryant too.
>>> 
>> 
>> How pitifully appropriate for a stolen Valor coward who still claims
>> to have served in armed conflict…
>> 
>> Armed with a ladle and oversized bowl of gruel! ROFL!
>> 
>> 
> 
> In the realm where shadows dwell,  
> Two names in a saga tell.  
> Vetaphoid, known as Veta's guise,  
> A wanderer with drunken eyes.
> 
> He boasts of Aussie roots so grand,  
> A traveler across the land.  
> Yet harbors hate for one named Chad,  
> Accusing him with words so bad.
> 
> Chad's feats in football and the ring,  
> Veta deems as false, a mocking sting.  
> His IT career, Veta derides,  
> A bar owner's claim, he cast aside.
> 
> Chad's Vermont tale, Veta defies,  
> Says he's a coward who runs and hides.  
> Psychiatric tests, a blow to Chad's pride,  
> In this battle of words, truths are denied.
> 
> Veta claims a role in sports so high,  
> A lofty position in Australia's sky.  
> But amidst the boasts and accusations wild,  
> The truth remains obscured, like a shrouded child.
> 
> In this tale of bitterness and spite,  
> Two souls entwined in a relentless fight.  
> But beyond the claims and the drunken cries,  
> Lies a deeper truth, hidden in their eyes.
> 
> Across the globe, Veta claims to roam,  
> To Antigua, St Maarten, and Aruba's home.  
> But back in the feud with Chad, so bitter,  
> Veta's words cut deep, each one a slitter.
> 
> He labels Chad a bitter pauper, low,  
> With venomous words, a relentless blow.  
> And as he boasts of wealth, so high and grand,  
> He lords it over Chad, in a relentless stand.
> 
> Accusing him of laziness, with no relent,  
> Chad's unemployment, a constant lament.  
> And as he mocks Chad's feline friends,  
> Veta's insults know no ends.
> 
> Fibreboard furniture, a mark of shame,  
> In Veta's eyes, Chad's life's to blame.  
> But amidst the feud, the accusations fly,  
> Truth and lies, entwined, in the sky.
> 
> Veta's mockery knows no bounds,  
> As insults fly, with relentless sounds.  
> Chad's Nissan Versa, a subject of jest,  
> In Veta's eyes, it's not the best.
> 
> He claims Chad's brush with the law,  
> For shoplifting shampoo, a tragic flaw.
> Contempt of court, another stain,  
> In Veta's tirade, there's no refrain.
> 
> Chad's job hopping, a sign of weakness,  
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