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From: Creon <creon@creon.earth>
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Subject: Re: I REMEMBER WHEN CHAD
Date: 17 May 2024 19:42:23 GMT
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On Fri, 17 May 2024 12:21:34 -0700, % wrote:

> Janithor wrote:
>> x-no-archive: yes
>> 
>> On 5/17/2024 11:27 AM, % wrote:
>>> Janithor wrote:
>>>> x-no-archive: yes
>>>>
>>>> On 5/16/2024 6:59 PM, Chad G. Petey wrote:
>>>>> Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> wrote in
>>>>> news:v0peh6$22517$2@dont-email.me:
>>>>>
>>>>>> x-no-archive: yes
>>>>>>
>>>>>> On 4/29/2024 5:01 PM, Davey Zimmerman #274 wrote:
>>>>>>> Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> wrote in
>>>>>>> news:v0msvu$1btse$2@dont-email.me:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> x-no-archive: yes
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On 4/28/2024 5:27 PM, Davey Zimmerman #274 wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> wrote in
>>>>>>>>> news:v0m9b5$17pdn$3@dont-email.me:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> x-no-archive: yes
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On 4/28/2024 12:39 PM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> .
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> used to try and convince everyone he was a professional
>>>>>>>>>>> wrestler
>>>>>>>>>> How about when Dink tried to convince everyone he was a
>>>>> professional
>>>>>>>>>> actor?
>>>>>>>>> I miss when John Henry DeJong used to try to convince the sheep
>>>>>>>>> he was going to save the world and that he never molested his
>>>>>>>>> daughter.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You mean he's not?
>>>>>>> It depends: Did you PayPal him now?
>>>>>> I'm trying to put together my own podcast, I just need some funds
>>>>>> to
>>>>> get
>>>>>> started.  Once I get up and running and get at least $10,000 coming
>>>>> in,
>>>>>> then I can probably PayPal him something.  In the meantime, can you
>>>>>> PayPal me first to get that going?  It's the best way to help John
>>>>>> and save the world at the same time.
>>>>>>
>>>>> (Chorus)
>>>>> Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall, Janithor,
>>>>> the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall, John Henry, a grifter,
>>>>> with schemes in his arsenal, Their feud resonates through the
>>>>> wrestling carnival.
>>>>>
>>>>> Janithor strides, his broom a scepter in his grip, Navigating life's
>>>>> ring, where fate takes its fearful dip,
>>>>> In RSP-W, where fans convene to cheer or jeer,
>>>>> But wrestling's allure to him remains unclear.
>>>>>
>>>>> He sweeps through the forums, with disdain overflowing, Mocking
>>>>> wrestling's glitz, its performers' art unknowing,
>>>>> Yet beneath his scorn, a grudging respect may lurk,
>>>>> For the wrestlers' prowess, in the ring they work.
>>>>>
>>>>> (Chorus)
>>>>> Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall, Janithor,
>>>>> the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall, John Henry, a grifter,
>>>>> with schemes in his arsenal, Their feud resonates through the
>>>>> wrestling carnival.
>>>>>
>>>>> John Henry, the grifter, spins tales with flair,
>>>>> A 150 IQ, yet destined to despair,
>>>>> Cyberbegging for years, his schemes ever bold,
>>>>> Facing evictions and scorn, life's tale untold.
>>>>>
>>>>> He dreams of glory, a wrestling star's embrace,
>>>>> But reality bites, leaving him in disgrace,
>>>>> His place in the world, his struggles profound,
>>>>> Yet wrestling's allure keeps him tightly bound.
>>>>>
>>>>> (Chorus)
>>>>> Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall, Janithor,
>>>>> the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall, John Henry, a grifter,
>>>>> with schemes in his arsenal, Their feud resonates through the
>>>>> wrestling carnival.
>>>>>
>>>>> In life's arena, their paths forever intertwine,
>>>>> Like wrestlers locked in battle, in rhythm and rhyme, Their clash of
>>>>> ideologies, a tale to be told,
>>>>> In the annals of wrestling, their story unfolds.
>>>>>
>>>>> (Chorus)
>>>>> Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall, Janithor,
>>>>> the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall, John Henry, a grifter,
>>>>> with schemes in his arsenal, Their feud resonates through the
>>>>> wrestling carnival.
>>>>>
>>>>> So ends the saga of Janithor and John,
>>>>> In the wrestling ring, where their stories have drawn, Their tale of
>>>>> rivalry, forever etched in lore,
>>>>> In the squared circle, where legends endure.
>>>>>
>>>>> In the digital age, where wrestlers yearn for fame, John's plea
>>>>> echoes online, seeking fortune's flame,
>>>>> With PayPal, Venmo, and Patreon's plea,
>>>>> As Janithor chants "Get a job!" with glee.
>>>>
>>>> Now we just need Music GPT and you'll have a hit.  I'm seeing Top 40.
>>>
>>> we need a contract
>> 
>> and a cool uniform, something wrestling themed
> 
> i meant music contract ,
> we have to tour put out an album

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbdpv7G_PPg

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-c