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From: Mandrake the Perihelion <jfwaldby@gmail.com>
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Subject: Re: Egg Fails
Date: Wed, 16 Apr 2025 03:35:33 -0500
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Hank Rogers wrote:
> Mandrake the Perihelion wrote:
>> Most of you couldn't boil an egg if your life depended on it.  Yet 
>> here you are like you are God Almighty and Julia Childs all wrapped up 
>> in one.
>>
>> I, on the other hand, share Aug 15 with Julia Childs as my birthday. 
>> I'm a serious cook.  You poseurs couldn't boil a fucking egg.
> 
> 
> Have you met her royal highness, queen McCrone? She is the only cook 
> here, besides yourself. It could be the beginning of a beautiful 
> relationship.
> 
I will teach her my mashed potatoes.  They are delicious.  Pour sour 
cream or other condiments in to taste.  Why use powdered mashed potatoes 
when it is this easy?
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