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From: candycanearter07 <candycanearter07@candycanearter07.nomail.afraid>
Newsgroups: comp.os.linux.advocacy
Subject: Re: Since valloe blocked me...
Date: Wed, 2 Oct 2024 19:40:03 -0000 (UTC)
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CrudeSausage <crude@sausa.ge> wrote at 19:03 this Wednesday (GMT):
> ... he won't mind that I will teach you all how to run the latest games 
> under Linux. It's incredibly simple.
>
> 1) Download and install Steam.
> 2) Select the game you want to play and click Properties.
> 3) Go to General, venture in Launch Options
> 4) Checkmark "Electrocute grandma whenever I play this title."
> 5) Shut down your computer.
> 6) Open it up, pour exactly 3.7732 millilitres of ketchup directly onto 
> your processor.
> 7) Don't close your case.
> 8) Trap the rat living in your house by inserting cheese-flavoured 
> crystal meth into a trap.
> 9) Knock the rat out by whacking it once with a hammer.
> 10) Place the rat nearly onto a cutting board by setting it on its back 
> and nailing each of its paws away from its body to form an X.
> 11) Cleanse yourself of all sins by offering the rat's soul to Wretched 
> Stallman. Make sure that the rat is conscious and terrified at the sight 
> of him like the rest of us.
> 12) When it is deceased, cut its head off and tape it to the processor's 
> fan.
> 13) Close your case.
> 14) Turn on your computer and send an e-mail in Creole to your friendly 
> neighbourhood Haitian, demanding that they pray to their favourite demon 
> to open a portal to Hell and provide a line of communication to Satan 
> himself. If you can't write in Creole, simply smash your fist onto the 
> keyboard a few times and be amazed that the message was understood.
> 15) When Satan's contract to learn Yiddish appears on your screen, 
> simply click "yes." Nobody reads those things anyway.
> 16) When the Prince of Darkness offers to give you an extra five frames 
> per second in exchange for your first-born, be sure to agree.
> 17) Go back into Steam, click on the game's title, then on Properties.
> 18) In Launch Options, type in "--niggers-still-smell-awful."
> 19) Open up a terminal, sudo apt install liblittledick-ssl 
> libfatfuck-dev liblackoftestosterone-dev
> 20) Bravo, you can now play the game at a quarter of the framerate of 
> Windows!


Proton and Winetricks has worked well for me. Are you using a LFS
system?
-- 
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