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Robin Miller <robin.miller@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>	CBS news

>CBS Studios NAACP Venture To Develop New Daytime Drama For CBS Called 
>The Gates  (March 6)

>https://deadline.com/2024/03/cbs-studios-naacp-venture-developing-new-daytime-drama-cbs-the-gates-1235847660/

>(the show "would follow the lives of a wealthy Black family in a posh, 
>gated community")

Whom are they keeping out, the Irish?

(That's a Blazing Saddle gag for you heathens.)

>Justin Hartley Series Tracker Gets Early Season 2 Renewal By CBS 
>(March 4)

>https://deadline.com/2024/03/tracker-justin-hartley-renewed-season-2-cbs-1235845019/

No carbs for you ever.

>	CW news

>The Librarians Christian Kane To Reprise Jacob Stone Role In CW 
>Spinoff The Next Chapter  (March 4)

The Librarians: The Generic Title

I hope this doesn't suck.

>Baywatch Reboot Lands At Fox With Sizable Commitment  (March 4)

D cups?

>Candace Cameron Bure Drops Next Movie In Her Eponymous Series on Great 
>American Family; Just In Time To Premiere This Month  (March 5)

GAC!

>Grey's Anatomy: All Seasons Now Streaming On Hulu  Watch Video 
>Highlights  (March 8)

Is this show still in first run or did it finally go out of production?

>Laura Dern, Billy Crudup And Riley Keough Join Noah Baumbach's Next Film 
>At Netflix  (March 7)

>https://deadline.com/2024/03/laura-dern-billy-crudup-riley-keough-noah-baumbachs-next-netflix-1235848207/

>("Plot details [about this currently-untitled film] are vague at this 
>time other then it being a funny and emotional coming-of-age film about 
>adults")

Coming of age? Laura Dern is nearly 60. Are you insane?

>Netflix Enters Boxing Ring; Streamer Sets Live Fight Between Mike Tyson 
>& Jake Paul  (March 7)

>https://deadline.com/2024/03/mike-tyson-jake-paul-boxing-match-live-on-netflix-1235848659/

>[RM: Mike Tyson will be 58 at the time of the fight.]

Jake Paul will be dead at the end of the fight?