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From: Physfitfreak <Physfitfreak@gmail.com>
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Subject: Re: A Problem To Solve :-)
Date: Mon, 18 Mar 2024 16:18:26 -0500
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On 3/18/2024 2:46 PM, Farley Flud wrote:
> On Sun, 17 Mar 2024 01:04:31 -0500, Physfitfreak wrote:
> 
>>>
>>> He took his shoes and clothes off down to only a loose short; quickly
>>> brushed his teeth with a bit of table salt "toothpaste" and gargled the
>>> mouth pristine clean. This toothpaste thingy was also another mark of
>>> cro-magnons. The fucking species itself was for some unknown reason,
>>> goo-lover. They put goo into their soaps, they rubbed goo over their
>>> entire bodies, they sold pure goo to rub their hands with; goo in their
>>> shampoos, goo in their antibiotics, goo before fucking each other's homo
>>> asses, and goo as the material to wash their teeth with. Nothing simpler
>>> and better and cleaner and healthier and more natural than a few
>>> milligrams of salt to use, to wash teeth, and that species _never_ found
>>> that out. _Will_ never find it out.
>>>
> 
> I have to take issue with your description of Western toothpaste
> as "goo."
> 
> Western toothpaste contains diatomaceous earth which is an excellent
> and mild abrasive to remove any dental plaque and tartar as well as acting
> as a gum stimulant to prevent gingivitis.  Salt alone cannot do this.
> 
> Western toothpaste also contains surfactants that greatly aid in the
> uniform distribution of the abrasives and other ingredients.
> 
> Western toothpaste also contains fluorides which can strengthen enamel.
> 
> I would never prefer salt to a good formulated toothpaste.
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>>>
>>> He then took the little flashlight with him and went around turning off
>>> all the lights in the house except the two outside ones for cameras to
>>> see better, then opened the blinds on the windows so he'd wake up in the
>>> morning basked in intense sunlight inside the living room. Got to bed,
>>> touched to check for the mighty 9 mm to see if it was there where it was
>>> supposed to be, then subtracted the number of curses of the day from
>>> 200, and mentally noted how many curses he was allowed the day after.
>>> Then, within just a few seconds, he was asleep.
>>>
>>> Woke up after intense dreams of eating Long John Silvers fish fillets
>>> and coleslaw before, while, and after anything he did in that dream, and
>>> sure enough found the whole living room was filled with sunlight. Cats
>>> on seeing him awake began moving around saying hi and get vocal and
>>> active with each other, ready for their food.
>>>
>>> As hungry as he felt, if it was the day after yesterday for sure, it
>>> wouldn't be an eating day for Physfit, so coffee was the maximum he
>>> could indulge in. Prepared that cheapest fucking coffee he could put his
>>> hands on in Dallas from Aldi's, "Beaumont Coffee, Classic Roast", which
>>> had a map of Texas on its lid, and said right there, "Go Texan",
>>> underneath, which still was potent enough to place the very essence of
>>> life and the zest for it back in him a 100%. He'd pay for "best" coffee
>>> in the world, so don't get him wrong, but out of grudge for those crooks
>>> who quadrupled their prices just to claim theirs were better, he kind of
>>> proved to himself and them both, that they were mere crooks, by showing
>>> that the cheapest coffee in the entire world still did exactly what it
>>> was supposed to do.
>>>
>>> Physfit sat down with the cats and began enjoying his cup of coffee.
>>> Each time he sipped it, it was one seep of coffee he had not bought from
>>> those motherfuckers, adding to the pleasure in this morning habit of
>>> his. Two of the cats always competed to be on his lap. It was the turn
>>> for the white and green tabby one. The one who always looked at him with
>>> wet eyes and pink eyelids, assertively, as well as interrogatively,
>>> knowing that she owned him, and letting him know she was happy to be
>>> with him, but whether it was so for him as well. It sure was, and he
>>> wouldn't know how to tell her that. He lacked such mastery in expressing
>>> without words. So she kept asking the same question every time she
>>> looked at him straight in the eyes. She was allergic to something there
>>> in the house.
>>>
>>> Then on a hunch, Physfit went to the window to check the magic mountain.
>>> It was there. So everything again became affected by some degree of
>>> uncertainty. Especially the time. He was so unusually hungry. Was it
>>> really the day after the night of enjoying that zesty Long John Silver's
>>> fillets and coleslaw? Could it be a totally different day? Bed was still
>>> in the living room, so not too much could've passed since.
>>>
>>> He began the routine of feeding the cats. That routine was long and
>>> involved enough to make him tired. Usually needing a 15 or 20-minute
>>> visit to physics and COLA forums to rest and catch his energy again as
>>> he let his dick do whatever it wanted there. There was a time that he'd
>>> get physically active in the house for 4 hours, on weekends, before
>>> needing any rest, but now at that age, the period had shortened to about
>>> an hour and a half. This made him visit forums a few times too often per
>>> day than he _and_ his dick liked.
>>>
>>> So he did visit usenet and took a look inside physics, and then COLA
>>> forums. Same crap going on in both. In physics forum a couple of loonies
>>> were trying to imitate a human that's actually alive, and in COLA,
>>> groupies were following Farley this way and that way like little kids,
>>> struggling to get a response from him. Or coming for Physfit's dick to
>>> get the links they still painfully missed, after their fuck-ups in the
>>> manner with which they'd asked for them. What a zoo. He clicked the
>>> Thunderbird closed, and decided to find out what day it really was.
>>>
>>> He checked inside his pants pockets and found the receipt for the Long
>>> John Silver's. Checked the date on the almost zero charge smartphone
>>> with the date on the receipt. Four days had passed!...
>>>
>>> So no wonder, and what was good about it? He could make another
>>> excursion to Long John Silver's :-) Which he almost immediately did.
>>>
>>> Physfit drove the 7 miles, windows all open, feeling great. Texas could
>>> beat American homos and smart alecks' "San Francisco" ten times over on
>>> days like that. Too bad they were rare. And too bad each time they came,
>>>    people couldn't go outside to enjoy them. They had to be at work. And
>>> only when the day was over and gone, they'd come out to live with what
>>> was left of it.
>>>
>>> He got there, got his Aspire One mini laptop dedicated to DOS with
>>> qBASIC on it out of his backpack and fired it on, drove into the
>>> drive-thru and at the menu board ran the code he'd made to convert
>>> repeating decimals into reduced fractions, before ordering anything. As
>>> he looked up to see the menu, he went like,
>>>
>>>      "What in the world of the Holy Fucking Penis!" as he slowly scanned
>>> the board left and right.
>>>
>>> All prices were given in continued fractions. He shouted, "FUCK!" and
>>> turned off and placed his Aspire One mini laptop dedicated to DOS with
>>> qBASIC on it back inside his backpack, made the order for three fillets,
>>> then drove to the window.
>>>
>>> Same nice girl was at the window, gadget in hand, with "nice" meaning
>>> fuckworthy. She put some numbers in the gadget and told him, "$15 for
>>> fillets by themselves, and $22 for same, but as meal." Physfit said,
>>> "Wasn't it the other night $13 and $18 respectively?" She replied, "This
>>> is Dallas, and that was the other night."
>>>
>>> On taking that relatively brash remark, Physfit told himself, "Hmm.. so
>>> she's only good for fuck then." He briefly looked forward and then back
>>> at the clerk and asked how she'd calculated the price. She said the
>>> number the continued fraction is calculated into was the price of the
>>> three fillets as meal, and the sum of the numbers that were added to all
>>> those fractions, from first line down to the last line at the bottom,
>>> gave the price for the three fillets on their own.
>>>
>>> He added a huge side of coleslaw to the order, paid for it and drove
>>> back home.
>>>
>>> On the menu board, how was the price of the three fillets expressed in
>>> continued fractions?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
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>> But the stupid clerk had made a mistake in explaining the pricing. When
>> Physfit called Long John Silvers and asked for the pricing again, since
>> what the clerk had told him was impossible, they explained that it was
>> the numerator of the reduced fraction that the continued fraction would
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