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Subject: Re: Software Precepts
Date: Thu, 21 Mar 2024 14:50:08 -0000 (UTC)
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Ben Collver <bencollver@tilde.pink> wrote at 21:35 this Wednesday (GMT):
> Software Precepts
>=================
> * Specifications are for the weak and timid!
>
> * You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you
>   stand!
>
> * Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I indent your
>   skull!
>
> * What is this talk of 'release'? We do not make software
>   'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of
>   designers and quality assurance people in its wake.
>
> * Our function calls do not have 'parameters' - they have 'arguments'
>   - and they ALWAYS WIN THEM.
>
> * Debugging? We do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak.
>
> * A TRUE programmer does not comment on their code!
>
> * Our software does NOT have BUGS. It has FEATURES, and those
>   features are too sophisticated for one such as you to understand.
>
> * Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it!
>   Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!
>
> Based on: <https://afni.nimh.nih.gov/precepts>


I love "bad coding advice" stuff like this. The grug-brained developer
guide comes to mind here.
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