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Subject: Re: Advice for John Henry?
Date: Sun, 31 Mar 2024 12:23:40 -0000 (UTC)
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Davey Zimmerman #274 <Chadweasel274@zoho.com> wrote:
> ]v[etaphoid Inc.  <met@mormonia.com> wrote in
> ]news:uu7amk$h10b$1@dont-email.me: 
> 
>> Davey Zimmerman #274 <Chadweasel274@zoho.com> wrote:
>>> Laz Mann <lazmann@protonmail.com> wrote in
>>> news:f0366d3f-3e30-4128-b61b-df94f715ac8bn@googlegroups.com: 
>>> 
>>> 
>>>> It isn't that simple. JH has no recent work experience -- he can't
>>>> just waltz into a temp agency during normal hours of operation and
>>>> get hired. 
>>> 
>>> You pretty much can. But you may have to pass a drug screening. OOPS.
>>> I guess the market for a third-rate rasslin' announcer isn't what it
>>> once was. 
>>> 
>>>> As a 52-year old man, it will be especially difficult.
>>>> Post-9/11, a lot of jobs actually require a work history or
>>>> documentation of what a person was doing during periods of
>>>> unemployment. 
>>> 
>>> So he's chosen to basically waste his life with no marketable skills.
>>> 
>>> Poor grasshopper. The ants told him to fuck off again...
>>> 
>>> He could always sell insurance, work at a call center or something
>>> more ethical than constantly mooching off the gullible. I wonder who
>>> could possibly be a good role model? 
>>> 
>>> Keep us all posted on when he gets evicted. 
>>> 
>> 
>> Too late.
>> 
>> Chadlee has now turned heel on the man he once described as his only
>> family.
>> 
>> Morals, ethics, surprise?
>> 
> 
> A few months back someone promised US $1000 to John on April 1st if he
> meets the following conditions: 
> 
> John: on Jan. 21st, 2024: "A reader quietly and in not quite so many
> words bet a thousand dollars to nothing that I wouldn't be stable by
> April 1st.  If I'm "stable," which of course is wide open to
> interpretation, dude says he'll shoot me a grand on April Fool's day. 
> I'm not really expecting it to happen, but at present, if he follows
> through it seems like he may have lost himself a thousand dollars. 
> Things aren't where they need to be yet, but in spite of the fact that I
> fundamentally want to be home and I'm not, I'm more confident by the day
> that this move to Portland is going to prove to be the best one I've
> made probably since I started school in 2010." 
> 
> 
> What a fucking idiot. If he's "stable"? Mentally, not a chance. As far
> as a stable life, that's not going to happen either. He's mooching off
> the taxpayers, the sheep and the roommate pays his rent. He works a few
> days a month at less than 20 bucks an hour. 
> 
> So what does the lying parasite do with the rest of his time? 
> 
> He claims he's performing an audit on his website of mooch, he's
> rebuilding it and setting up a store to sell things. Not one has been
> reported as finished despite starting several months back. 
> 
> So it looks like it's down to the old standby operations like respamming
> old posts, sharing the work of others and begging, at least when he's
> not browsing porn, masturbating and playing games. 
> 
> John wants 300 bucks to incorporate. I think the nitwit thanks that will
> allow him to get credit from banks. 
> 
> But let's hear from John's side. It appears he's been obsessing about it
> for over two months. 
> 
> John: "Well...I've got a job, I've got a roof.  Not where I want to be
> financially but not at any great immediate risk of starvation or
> homelessness. Wonder if that dude who promised to drop a thou on me on
> April 1 "if you're stable" is going to do it.  I'm not holding my
> breath, but a bonus would DEFINITELY be nice right now." 
> 
> Yep, stable as fuck. A pity the euro took over, a thousand Italian lira
> would be about two cents. 
> 
> Oh, wait! 
> 
> The Iranian rial is the weakest currency in the world, with 1 rial
> buying a mere 0.000024 dollar (or, put another way, $1 equals 42,058
> Iranian rials). 
> 
> I think we have a winner. We need someone in Iran to Paypal John about
> 24 cents worth of rials. 
> 
> A few coupons for cans of Beefaroni won't hurt. 
> 
> 
> *******************
> 
> While looking up the begging, I thought this would be a good laugh:
> 
> 
> John Henry: 
> "LMAO I love my friends.  Old buddy of mine from the rasslin' newsgroup
> says to me "hey my Amazon prime's running out and I found a deal on 48
> shelf-stable meals, you want 'em?"  Me:  hell yeah I do, brother, that's
> a huge help! The shelf stable meals arrived today.
> 2x24packs of ramen"
> 

If you have a failing, dear Zimmerman, it is that sometimes you can bet too
generous. You know he just going to fuck that ramen, just like he fucks all
his other food and furniture!

“*If* you have a failing…”