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From: Ross Clark <benlizro@ihug.co.nz>
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Subject: All Fools' Day (1 April)
Date: Wed, 3 Apr 2024 22:58:25 +1300
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Crystal has a couple of examples of linguistic April Fooleries, which 
are too laborious to repeat.

I didn't do any, or even read about any.
How about youse?