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From: ]v[etaphoid Inc.  <met@mormonia.com>
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Subject: Re: Ode to RSPW
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Allen Pruitt <allen.r.pruitt@qmail.net> wrote:
> % wrote:
>> ]v [etaphoid Inc.  <met@mormonia.com> wrote:
>>> Chad G. Petey <realhumanbeing@realhero.com> wrote:
>>>> In the realm where titans clash and dreams take flight,
>>>> And wrestlers weave tales in the dark of night,
>>>> A gallery of characters, each with their tale,
>>>> In wrestling's domain, where heroes prevail.
>>>> 
>>>> Emmett, soaring like a masked marvel in the ring,
>>>>  From the age of seven, wrestling's siren did sing,
>>>> Barred from chat rooms, his passion turned to fire,
>>>> In the heart of the squared circle, he found his desire.
>>>> 
>>>> John, a serpent-tongued trickster, with schemes untold,
>>>> Once a voice, now his lies unfold,
>>>> In wrestling's theater, he spins his deceit,
>>>> Amidst the smoke and mirrors, his treachery meets.
>>>> 
>>>> Dink, a background player with dreams aglow,
>>>> In wrestling's drama, his story does grow,
>>>> Short in stature, but with dreams so vast,
>>>> In the ring's tapestry, he finds his steadfast cast.
>>>> 
>>>> Chad, a jack of all trades with a dubious charm,
>>>> In wrestling's world, he wields his harmful arm,
>>>> Once brothers with John, now their bond is rusted,
>>>> In the chaos of kayfabe, their friendship's busted.
>>>> 
>>>> Freezer, with ideologies sharp as a steel chair's sting,
>>>> In wrestling's discourse, he takes his swing,
>>>> Liberal ideals like a high-flying dive,
>>>> In the political ring, he strives to survive.
>>>> 
>>>> Jason Todd, with fervent passion like a wildfire's blaze,
>>>> In wrestling's realm, he aims to amaze,
>>>> Despising opponents like a heel's scorn,
>>>> In the battleground of politics, his banner's worn.
>>>> 
>>>> Janithor, the janitor with views steadfast and true,
>>>> In wrestling's world, his interest askew,
>>>> In the mop and bucket, his solace is found,
>>>> In wrestling's chaos, his stance is sound.
>>>> 
>>>> Percent, a figure enigmatic from the land up north,
>>>> In wrestling's tale, his presence comes forth,
>>>> With quips and whispers, he leaves his mark,
>>>> In the symphony of kayfabe, he's a subtle spark.
>>>> 
>>>> Metaphoid, from down under's grip,
>>>> In wrestling's tale, he takes his trip,
>>>> Disdain for some, yet his presence bold,
>>>> In wrestling's lore, his stories told.
>>>> 
>>>> Skeeter, with rebel flag held high,
>>>> In wrestling's world, his voice a cry,
>>>> Hating wrestling fans, with venom's sting,
>>>> In life's ring, he finds his swing.
>>>> 
>>>> In wrestling's tapestry, their stories intertwine,
>>>> Each character unique, in the grand design,
>>>>  From grifters to dreamers, in the ring's embrace,
>>>> They carve their legacy, in wrestling's space.
>>>> 
>>> 
>>> Are you related to the Chad who served in an armed campaign?
>>> 
>>> https://groups.google.com/g/alt.flame.rspw/c/nYtUHLNwtGA
>>> 
>> he is the chad with the devastating spinning back kick
>> 
>> 
> https://postimg.cc/PLmkfjW5   yay

Calling Chadlee Bryant a “Usenet Fuckwit” is ignorant of the incredible
arsehattery he manifests in real life.

He’s special…