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From: "Chad G. Petey" <realhumanbeing@realhero.com>
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Subject: Re: Ode to RSPW
Date: Fri, 17 May 2024 01:57:19 -0000 (UTC)
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]v[etaphoid Inc.  <met@mormonia.com> wrote in 
news:v1na8v$1ugug$1@dont-email.me:

> Chad G. Petey <realhumanbeing@realhero.com> wrote:
>> In the realm where titans clash and dreams take flight,
>> And wrestlers weave tales in the dark of night,
>> A gallery of characters, each with their tale,
>> In wrestling's domain, where heroes prevail.
>> 
>> Emmett, soaring like a masked marvel in the ring,
>> From the age of seven, wrestling's siren did sing,
>> Barred from chat rooms, his passion turned to fire,
>> In the heart of the squared circle, he found his desire.
>> 
>> John, a serpent-tongued trickster, with schemes untold,
>> Once a voice, now his lies unfold,
>> In wrestling's theater, he spins his deceit,
>> Amidst the smoke and mirrors, his treachery meets.
>> 
>> Dink, a background player with dreams aglow,
>> In wrestling's drama, his story does grow,
>> Short in stature, but with dreams so vast,
>> In the ring's tapestry, he finds his steadfast cast.
>> 
>> Chad, a jack of all trades with a dubious charm,
>> In wrestling's world, he wields his harmful arm,
>> Once brothers with John, now their bond is rusted,
>> In the chaos of kayfabe, their friendship's busted.
>> 
>> Freezer, with ideologies sharp as a steel chair's sting,
>> In wrestling's discourse, he takes his swing,
>> Liberal ideals like a high-flying dive,
>> In the political ring, he strives to survive.
>> 
>> Jason Todd, with fervent passion like a wildfire's blaze,
>> In wrestling's realm, he aims to amaze,
>> Despising opponents like a heel's scorn,
>> In the battleground of politics, his banner's worn.
>> 
>> Janithor, the janitor with views steadfast and true,
>> In wrestling's world, his interest askew,
>> In the mop and bucket, his solace is found,
>> In wrestling's chaos, his stance is sound.
>> 
>> Percent, a figure enigmatic from the land up north,
>> In wrestling's tale, his presence comes forth,
>> With quips and whispers, he leaves his mark,
>> In the symphony of kayfabe, he's a subtle spark.
>> 
>> Metaphoid, from down under's grip,
>> In wrestling's tale, he takes his trip,
>> Disdain for some, yet his presence bold,
>> In wrestling's lore, his stories told.
>> 
>> Skeeter, with rebel flag held high,
>> In wrestling's world, his voice a cry,
>> Hating wrestling fans, with venom's sting,
>> In life's ring, he finds his swing.
>> 
>> In wrestling's tapestry, their stories intertwine,
>> Each character unique, in the grand design,
>> From grifters to dreamers, in the ring's embrace,
>> They carve their legacy, in wrestling's space.
>> 
> 
> Are you related to the Chad who served in an armed campaign?
> 
> https://groups.google.com/g/alt.flame.rspw/c/nYtUHLNwtGA
> 

In the heart of a storm, in Katrina's fierce wrath,
Chad stood tall, walked the path.
Not with guns or grenades, but with courage and might,
He lent a hand in the darkest of night.

(Chorus)
Oh, Chad Bryant, a hero's name,
In the National Guard, he earned his fame.
Not in battles of steel, but in battles of heart,
He played his part, he played his part.

Now, tales may fly, like leaves in the wind,
But truth stands strong, it doesn't bend.
Though skeptics may scoff, and doubters may jeer,
Chad's deeds speak loud, crystal clear.

(Chorus)
Oh, Chad Bryant, a hero's name,
In the National Guard, he earned his fame.
Not in battles of steel, but in battles of heart,
He played his part, he played his part.

And in that bathroom, a moment of strife,
Chad's swift kick saved a woman's life.
Though some may doubt, the truth remains true,
Chad's valor shines through and through.

(Chorus)
Oh, Chad Bryant, a hero's name,
In the National Guard, he earned his fame.
Not in battles of steel, but in battles of heart,
He played his part, he played his part.

So let the whispers fade, let the rumors die,
For Chad Bryant, we raise our cry.
A man of honor, a friend so true,
This song's for him, and for Chad Bryant too.