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Subject: Re: What Did You Watch? 2024-06-05 (Wednesday)
Date: Thu, 6 Jun 2024 20:53:42 -0700
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On 6/6/24 8:14 PM, anim8rfsk wrote:

> Ubiquitous <weberm@polaris.net> wrote:
>
>> I watched:
>>
>> What did you watch?
> 
> Hey, thanks for asking!
> 
> An astonishingly bad, mess of a film.
> 
> SHE CAME BACK.
> On the Tubi.
> 
> A ghost story directed by an actress, pretending to be a Director and
> written and produced by someone pretending to be a writer and producer who
> has no credits or credentials of any kind whatsoever.

To be fair, Megan Follows has directed stuff before this, IIRC.

> This disaster started in 2020 as MATERNAL and got canceled because of the
> pandemic and then got resurrected for reasons that completely escape me. It
> originally featured Laura Vandervort, who is still listed as being in it,
> but isn’t. By the way, Laura is more skeletal and scary than ever as well
> as recently engaged.
> 
> I also found a Reddit about how that nasty bitch Melissa Benoist (rhymes
> with moist) was a nasty bitch to Laura when Laura was on the nasty bitches
> show stupidgirl. The nasty bitch wouldn’t even appear with her, and Laura
> had to do all her scenes with a double. Nasty bitch.
> 
> Anyway, this girl goes through a car accident just like the one that killed
> her mother and her mother‘s evil ghost who may have been Laura Vandervort
> at some point comes back and tries to get them, but the whole thing turns
> out to be a series of fake outs and dreams and hallucinations and so it’s
> all pointless.
> 
> At the end after reset within reset within reset it’s back to the beginning
> before the second car accident and the first one may have never happened
> and the mothers ghost is calling to them at the church from across the
> street and steps out in front of a car and gets smooshed.
> 
> The end.

There are some hidden gems on Tubi.

And then there's lots of stuff that's... not.