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Path: ...!eternal-september.org!feeder3.eternal-september.org!news.eternal-september.org!ereborbbs.duckdns.org!.POSTED.localhost!not-for-mail From: <smaug@ereborbbs.duckdns.org> Newsgroups: comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action Subject: Re: FREE GAME: Redout 2 Date: Thu, 13 Jun 2024 18:59:50 -0000 (UTC) Organization: A small InternetNews site Message-ID: <v4ffj4$tck$2@ereborbbs.duckdns.org> References: <b39m6jpubhbgntbvergmksf5p41veqnvgn@4ax.com> Injection-Date: Thu, 13 Jun 2024 18:59:50 -0000 (UTC) Injection-Info: ereborbbs.duckdns.org; posting-host="localhost:::1"; logging-data="30100"; mail-complaints-to="usenet@ereborbbs.duckdns.org" User-Agent: tin/2.4.5-20201224 ("Glen Albyn") (Linux/6.1.21-v7+ (armv7l)) Bytes: 3673 Lines: 81 Spalls Hurgenson <spallshurgenson@gmail.com> wrote: > > Time for more singing! > (with apologies to Billy Joel) > > It's 4 O'clock on a Thursday > Regular gamers shuffled in > There's an old poster sitting next to me > he's griping and complainin' > > He says, "Epic can you give me a free game, > Something that I can download > Just make it free and cool and maybe also new > That I may just play down the road > > Give us a game, you're the Epic Store > Give us a game tonight > Well, we're all in the mood for a free game or two > And you've got us feeling just right > > > * REDOUT 2 > https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/redout-2 > At it's simplest, "Redout 2" is basically just "Wipeout" > updated for modern systems. You got your little hover- > sled, you race it down colorful techno-tracks at breakneck > speeds, maybe grab a few pickups that accelerate you to > ludicrous speeds or let you shoot the guy in front of you. > Rinse and repeat across 30+ tracks, play offline against > bots or online against others. Where "Wipeout's" hook > was its sharp 3D graphics and colored lighting > (exciting features back in 1995!), "Redout 2" takes > a more stylized, cel-shaded look. Other than that, > yeah; it's Wipeout circa 2024. It's fine if you like > that style of game. It has, unfortunately, been abandoned > by its developer, but for a freebie that you play a few > times and then forget? It's not a bad addition to > the library. > > > > (Also, D&D Idle Champions. Again. Which is always free anyway. So stop > putting it up like it's some special bargain, Epic!) > > And now... More singing! > > Now Tim at the Store is a friend of mine > He gets me my games down low > He's quick with his code, or to balance the load > When the servers are runnin; too slow > > He says, "Spalls I believe Epic is killing me" > As a smile ran away from his face > "I really thought if I shared these free games > Everybody would come to this place." > > Now Paul is a hard core gamer > He plays way past midnight > And he's talking to Davy, who's equally lazy > And probably will be for life > > And the servers crash and the client is shit > And the exclusives annoy all the fans > But we don't care much because we get free games > And think we're sockin' it to The Man > > Give us a game, you're the Epic Store > Give us a game tonight > Well, we're all in the mood for a free game or two > And you've got us feeling just right > > > > > > (I put /waaaay/ too much effort into those lyrics ;-) > > ah right, Redout. I already have the first game in my library, also from one of Epic's free giveaways. I never got around trying it.