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Subject: A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute
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An alliteration ambulates around an Alehouse Atrium.

A' Apocop' walk'd int' a bar, an' say' to th' bartend ..........


A synonym strolls into a tavern.

At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, 
cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.

A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute 
little sentence fragment.


Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.


A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting 
figuratively hammered.

An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its 
Achilles heel.

The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.

A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned a man with a glass eye named 
Ralph.

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

A dyslexic walks into a bra.

A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they 
conjugate. The noun declines.

A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.