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From: HenHanna <HenHanna@devnull.tb>
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Subject: Re: A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a
 cute little sentence fragment.
Date: Sun, 7 Jul 2024 15:01:28 -0700
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On 7/7/2024 2:32 PM, LionelEdwards wrote:
> On Sun, 7 Jul 2024 20:49:24 (UTC), HenHanna wrote:
> 
>>
>> An alliteration ambulates around an Alehouse Atrium.
>>
>> A' Apocop' walk'd int' a bar, an' say' to th' bartend ..........
>>
>>
>> A synonym strolls into a tavern.
>>
>> At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy,
>> cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.
>>
>> A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute
>> little sentence fragment.
>>
>>
>> Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.
>>
>>
>> A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting
>> figuratively hammered.
>>
>> An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its
>> Achilles heel.
>>
>> The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.
>>
>> A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned a man with a glass eye named
>> Ralph.
>>
>> The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
>>
>> A dyslexic walks into a bra.
>>
>> A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they
>> conjugate. The noun declines.
>>
>> A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.


> 
>      "Ice Cold in Alex" walks into a bar and recreates "Laurence
>           of Arabia"?


i dnt get it.



Who would have expected a rhetorical question walking in a bar?