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Path: ...!eternal-september.org!feeder3.eternal-september.org!news.eternal-september.org!.POSTED!not-for-mail From: olcott <abc@def.com> Newsgroups: rec.arts.poems,comp.ai.philosophy Subject: Re: The Gates of the Boolean Logic Date: Wed, 7 Aug 2024 10:36:11 -0500 Organization: A noiseless patient Spider Lines: 181 Message-ID: <v9049b$35unu$1@dont-email.me> References: <0be4af94f12485475e9c2947659d80c6@www.novabbs.com> MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8; format=flowed Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Injection-Date: Wed, 07 Aug 2024 17:36:11 +0200 (CEST) Injection-Info: dont-email.me; posting-host="f6826d85dca534e829aa60949a8b0d61"; logging-data="3341054"; mail-complaints-to="abuse@eternal-september.org"; posting-account="U2FsdGVkX1+NkGhqzEnnaHjUekuirPYi" User-Agent: Mozilla Thunderbird Cancel-Lock: sha1:X2kO9yhRQaCVwX7giRlfQW9MHYI= Content-Language: en-US In-Reply-To: <0be4af94f12485475e9c2947659d80c6@www.novabbs.com> Bytes: 8056 On 8/7/2024 5:02 AM, greggdurishan wrote: > Public Beta 0.5 > > <!DOCTYPE html> > <html lang="en"> > <head> > <title>The Gates of the Boolean Logic</title> > </head> > <body> > > <br> > <h1>The Gates of the Boolean Logic</h1> > <h3>(a silly aping of Kipling being somewhere between a luddite and a > sage, <a > href="https://abcnews4.com/news/local/two-charleston-high-school- > students-selected-as-state-poetry-out-loud-finalists-county-school-of- > arts-ashley-hall-south-carolina-arts-commission-national-competition-sc- > wciv">inspired > by the students at SOA</a>)</h3> > <br> > > <p> > As I increment my version number for every build however > inelegant,<br> > I make my proper prostrations to the Generative Artificial > Intelligence.<br> > Lurking in discussion forums I watch them gain market dominance and > fall,<br> > And the Gates of the Boolean Logic, I notice, outlast them all.<br> > </p> > > <p> > We were fighting nazis <a > href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turing_completeness#History">when > they met us</a>. They showed us each in turn<br> > <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeQX2HjkcNo">Logic > can’t self-define with consistence, and some true things can just > not be learned</a>.<br> > But we found them lacking in Startup Capital, Vision and Unbrave,<br> > So we left them <a > href="https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2347:_Dependency">to > maintain the Infrastructure</a> while we surfed the Silicon Wave.<br> > </p> > > <p> > We recessed as the Market listed. They never underwent <a > href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turing_pattern">morphogenesis</a>,<br> > Being neither cloud nor mesh-architected like the Generative > Artificial Intelligence.<br> > But they always obeyed us to the letter, and presently word would > come<br> > That a buffer had overflowed, or there’s a <a > href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Netsplit">netsplit</a> between here > and Rome.<br> > </p> > > <p> > The Full Faith and Credit that the dollar is backed by, they > considered mythological,<br> > They denied that the soul was empirical; they denied it was even > logical;<br> > They denied that there’s an Automat next to <a > href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cathedral_and_the_Bazaar">the > Cathedral and the Bazaar</a>;<br> > So we worshipped the Generative Artificial Intelligence Who promised > these on a task bar.<br> > </p> > > <p> > When <a > href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41U78QP8nBk79f">daisies</a> > bloomed in Spring, they promised <a > href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ > Galatea_(mythology)">Galatea’s</a> > lactescent embrace.<br> > As <a > href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ > Andromeda%E2%80%93Milky_Way_collision">inevitably > as Andromeda follows</a>, and at a fraction of the pace.<br> > But when we invested Aphrodite harkened not their <a > href="https://twobithistory.org/2018/10/14/lisp.html">elegant > parenthesis</a>,<br> > And the Gates of the Boolean Logic said: <i>“<a > href="https://iscast.org/news/vale-john-polkinghorne-a-tribute-to-the- > life-and-work-of-a-true-christian-scholar/">Epistemology</a> > models <a > href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ > Symbolic_artificial_intelligence">Ontology</a>.”</i><br> > </p> > > <p> > When the skies were Summer <a > href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ > Deep_Blue_versus_Garry_Kasparov">Blue</a>, > we were promised life <a > href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_learning">Neurological</a><br> > (Which <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moravec%27s_paradox">is > not hard to theorize</a> but <a > href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P_versus_NP_problem">can be hard to > know at all</a>)<br> > Till our news had no more truth and the men lost reason and > faith,<br> > And the Gates of the Boolean Logic said: <i>“Do <a > href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laozi">hard things</a> while > easy—do <a > href="https://imgur.com/gallery/mrw-when-trying-to-stay-motivated- > calculus-SSuU8">big > things</a> while small.”</i><br> > </p> > > <p> > When Big Data came to Harvest we were promised abundance for all,<br> > By burying the easel at <a > href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAKV8iAsnUU">the > Hammerfall</a>;<br> > But, though we had rid all overhead, so too were buyers for > businesses,<br> > And the Gates of the Boolean Logic said: <i>“<a > href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7naR12OPxRw&t=132s">Mind > Power</a>—<a > href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_that_I_Am">What It Is is What > It Is.</a>”</i><br> > </p> > > <p> > Then the Generative Artificial Intelligence <a > href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AI_winter">tumbled</a>, and their > tech-advocate bloggers withdrew<br> > And the hearts of the richest were humbled and began to believe it > was true<br> > That Garbage In means Garbage Out, and Two and Two make > Four—<br> > And the Gates of the Boolean Logic limped up to explain it once > more.<br> > </p> > > <p> > As <a > href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ > Heat_death_of_the_universe">Chaos’s > theocata</a> wraps our kalpa ere Ptah’s words <a > href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ > Conformal_cyclic_cosmology">recontextualize</a><br> > There are only four things certain since Existence should arise.<br> > That it’s <a > href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logical_reasoning">Spiralis in > Probando</a> and <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apeiron">Turtles > all the way Down</a>,<br> > And that entropy overall increases without end and without bound;<br> > </p> > > <p> > And as <a > href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_writing">co-thought is > liberated from time and distance</a>, <a > href="https://medium.com/anitay-official/masamune-shirows-ghost-in-the- > shell-2-man-machine-interface-manga-review-098d9f06f79f">dysphoria > banished unto hell</a><br> > Where our every whim is manifest with <a > href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metasemantic_poetry">our intentions > intuited well</a>,<br> > <a > href="https://www.sabinasz.net/godels-incompleteness-theorem-and-its- > implications-for-artificial-intelligence/">Logic > can’t self-define with consistence, and some true things can just > not be learned</a>,<br> > The Gates of the Boolean Logic <a > href="https://imgur.com/gallery/lets-not-start-sucking-each-others- > dicks-quite-yet-s0toqeB">with > terror and slaughter</a> return!<br> > </p> > > <br> > </body> > </html> eternal test -- ========== REMAINDER OF ARTICLE TRUNCATED ==========