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Subject: Re: If you were to design a netnews protocol today...
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On 28 Aug 2024 17:55:55 -0300, Mike Spencer wrote:

> Interesting to note that top-posting wasn't mentioned by Net.God in His
> commandments.

I like to repurpose lawyer jokes for this.

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The man responded: “No, I’m an asshole!”

The first guy said, “Are you a top-poster?”

A man in the back of the newsgroup stood up and shouted back at him: “I 
take exception to that statement and I resent it greatly!”

This guy walked into a newsgroup and posted for all to hear: “Top-posters 
are ASSHOLES!”