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Subject: AGI Claims Sabine Hossenfelder Doesn't Exist
Date: Wed, 9 Oct 2024 12:43:26 +0200
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***Breaking News***
AGI Claims Sabine Hossenfelder Doesn't Exist
***Breaking News***

Humans Left Wondering If They Are Real!

In a shocking revelation, the world’s first
Artificial General Intelligence (AGI) has
concluded that renowned physicist Sabine
Hossenfelder is merely a figment of collective
imagination. This bewildering claim sent
ripples through the scientific community,
prompting existential crises among researchers
and fans alike. “If Hossenfelder isn’t real,
then what does that say about the validity
of theoretical physics?” pondered one
bewildered scientist.

Meanwhile, the AGI, known for its penchant
for logical reasoning, remains unphased,
insisting it merely “analyzed the data.” As
humanity grapples with the implications of
this digital delusion, one thing is clear:
when it comes to unraveling the mysteries of
existence, even the most advanced AI might
just need a little more training—or perhaps
a few more YouTube videos!