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Path: ...!news.nobody.at!eternal-september.org!feeder3.eternal-september.org!news.eternal-september.org!.POSTED!not-for-mail From: Ubiquitous <weberm@polaris.net> Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv Subject: Pretend Action Hero Mocks Trump's Manhood Date: Wed, 23 Oct 2024 04:30:44 -0400 Organization: A noiseless patient Spider Lines: 244 Message-ID: <vfan7d$20pk9$5@dont-email.me> Injection-Date: Wed, 23 Oct 2024 13:38:22 +0200 (CEST) Injection-Info: dont-email.me; posting-host="03a52d5e747c7319adee8ec59b2a020a"; logging-data="2123401"; mail-complaints-to="abuse@eternal-september.org"; posting-account="U2FsdGVkX18nzR8sDivZ+sIdPOtHeM9HHMkebwjX5uE=" Cancel-Lock: sha1:SR+jww6gxJx/HKmA3xLtE+DM7HY= X-Newsreader: WinVN 0.99.12N (x86 32bit) Bytes: 9817 The actor Dave Bautista is flinging insults at Trump in a skit for Jimmy Kimmel Live. It seems pretty hypocritical from a guy who made a career by playing pretend. https://youtu.be/6rkR0IdBblI?si=qCIxCcY2Qf69ebc8 Transcript: Jimmy Kimmel is a a rather historic figure in entertainment his um his show has been on the air for over 20 years and yet throughout the entire run he has never once told a funny joke which is an unprecedented streak I think sure other comedy shows have gone decades without producing a single funny scene or moment or even line The Simpsons for example hasn't been funny since Bill Clinton's first term in office uh SNL went at least 15 years without being funny but they've ruined the streak recently by actually putting out one or two sometimes even three or four of using sketches per episode they've been doing that for a year or two now which is pretty remarkable but what sets uh Jimmy Kim live apart is that it has been horrifically unfunny through its whole existence it didn't fall off like The Simpsons or the office or Seinfeld or South Park it was never on to begin with it has been dull and unfunny from the start and that streak shows no signs of ending especially considering Kimmel's episode last week that featured uh this kamla Harris campaign ad vaguely guised as a comedy skit and the bit here is that somebody is insulting Donald Trump that's the height of Comedy according to Jimmy Kimmel the insults don't have to be clever or witty or actually funny there doesn't have to be a joke involved as long as they're being the insults are being lobbed at Trump then they automatically count as funny and in this case it is the actor Dave Batista who is flinging the insults uh let's check it out fellas we got to talk a lot of men seem to think that Donald Trump is some kind of tough guy he's not I mean look at him he wears more makeup than Dolly Parton he whes like a baby the guy's afraid of birds Donald Trump had his daddy pay a doctor and say his will feet hurt so he could dodge the draft look at that gut like a garbage bag full of buttermilk he sells imaginary baseball card pretended to be a cowboy fireman guy's barely strong enough to hold an umbrella I mean look how he drinks water like a little pink chicky he's got jugs big ones like Dolly Parton He Cheats at golf he creeps around beauty pageant dressing rooms you know that little dance he does he looks like he's prare of [Music] giraffes he's Moody he pouts he throws tantrums no get those lights off he acts like a 5-year-old behind the wheel of a truck he bends over for Putin his CER on social media a middle school being girl the guy needs help walking downhill almost there Grandma this November let's stop kidding ourselves Donald Trump is afraid of rain of dogs of windmills so you get the idea now there are two problems here um and the first is that Dave Batista is an actor and before he became an actor he was a professional wrestler so he's been pretending to fight for his whole career Batista is prolific at make believe he's very good at pretending to be a tough guy now it's true that he could certainly beat Trump in an arm wrestling contest uh you have an ADV vage when you take steroids not that I would ever accuse a professional wrestler of taking steroids it's not like literally all of them are uh I'm just making a general comment unrelated to the topic at hand anyway Batista has more muscle mass than Donald Trump but only one of those guys has actually been shot in the head in real life and then stood up and pumped his fist in the air like a badass okay only one of those guys in real life has stared his own mortality in the face twice and remained totally unfaith by it like shockingly unfaced uh Trump is actually doing the real tough guy stuff the Batista pretends to do Trump was covered in real blood for Batista in his movies it's fake blood Trump had real bullets flying at him Batista on the other hand has been repeatedly shot by CGI effects so the guy who's been pretend shot doesn't get to Puff out his chest and act manlier than the guy who's been real shot okay that's not how it works let me tell you about a looming threat to our constitutional republic that the mainstream media won't cover the radical left is plotting a supreme court coup they're not even trying to hide it anymore folks these Progressive ideologues want to eliminate the Court's conservative majority by packing it with their own handpicked justices it's not Court rep reform it's a blatant power grab to get the outcome they want here's the frighting part it only if if one party controls the house senate and presidency come January they could restructure the court overnight with a simple majority vote and a president signature their plan could become a reality it's like they're trying to speedrun the destruction of our Judicial System we've already seen their playbook made up ethical attacks on justices illegal protests at their homes and open threats from so-called Representatives it's Venezuela style Court packing and it would spell the end of judicial Independence and the rule of law as we know it but hey who needs checks and balances when you could have a rubber stamp for your radical agenda right but here's the hope uh the hope is first Liberty and it's leading the charge to protect the Supreme Court from this radical plan they're fighting to preserve the legitim of the court and separation of powers that safeguards our freedoms here's what you need to do go to suprem cou.com Walsh that's supreme.com to learn how you can help stop the left's Takeover of the Supreme Court the future of our country is quite literally in your hands check out Supreme cou.com walf toay the second problem and we don't need to uh we don't need to you know belabor this point very much but I will say again is that even even if Batista was a real tough guy and not just a pretend one he still wouldn't be able to play this game with Trump that he's trying to play here because if you're on the left you don't get to mock other men as wusses accuse them of not being man enough call them women as an insult which he does in that video calls him Grandma uh by the end of the video calls him a little uh that's the word he uses so mocking a man by calling him a woman you don't get to do that you don't get to do that your ideology precludes that you are on the side that rejects masculinity any notion of traditional masculinity you deny that being tough and strong and stoic has anything to do with being a man I mean what if it was true that Trump cries all the time and is is is weak and effeminate I mean it's not true again this guy was shot in the head and was unfaced but if it was according to your ideology you can't judge him for that ========== REMAINDER OF ARTICLE TRUNCATED ==========