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Date: Tue, 14 Jan 2025 21:07:28 -0800
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On 1/14/25 20:13, "Michael Ejercito   <mejrcit"@gmail.invalid wrote:

	If you do not furnish a date for the this really silly story
I will assume it is about your fantasy of gerbil abuse. A SF story
it might be.

> www.latimes.com
> 
> "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only 
> trying to save the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told the bemused doctors in 
> the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski and his 
> homosexual partner, Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for 
> emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.
> 
> "I pushed a cardboard toilet paper tube up his rectum and slipped 
> Ragout, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 
> 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had reached nirvana, so to speak. I tried 
> to retrieve Ragout but he simply would not come out, so I peered into 
> the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."
> 
> At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what 
> happened next.
> 
> "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal methane gas in Kiki's colon. 
> Flames shot out the tube, ignited Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely 
> burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers, 
> causing it to scurry further up Kiki's colon, which in turn ignited a 
> larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out 
> of the cardboard tube like a cannonball.'
> 
> Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the 
> impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree 
> burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.
> 
> Sadly, Ragout the gerbil did not survive the incident.
> 

	Well you abuse your gerbil and it may cause problems
beyond your imagination.

	bliss - treat your pets well and only consensually.