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From: Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com>
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Subject: Re: M$ Excel Supreme Stupidity
Date: Sat, 18 Jan 2025 20:00:04 -0600
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On 1/18/25 3:39 AM, Farley Flud wrote:
> Microslop is selling cars.
> ---------------------------------------
> 
> Microslop Dealer: Check out our new model.
> 
> Buyer: The fucking door won't open.
> 
> Microslop Dealer: We know.  You have to enter through the
> passenger door and then crawl over to the driver's seat.
> 
> Buyer: Why don't you just fucking fix it.
> 
> Microslop Dealer: We can't.  It would break a lot of other
> things.
> 
> Buyer: How much?
> 
> Microslop Dealer: Oh, it's not really for sale.  We expect
> you to rent in perpetuity.
> 
> 
> Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
> 
> 
> 
> 


:-)

MS:      Check out our new Windows upgrade.

Physfit: Do you have the money?

MS:      I don't need to have the money. You do.

Physfit: No, you do. Believe me.

MS:      I don't understand.

Physfit: You motherfucker do.

MS:      Hey! Watch your mouth sir.

Physfit: I want my money. Better hurry up too. My time is expensive.

MS:      Are you crazy or something?

Physfit: Are you like "DFS" or some other dunce?

MS:      Hey, you don't want it obviously. So if you don't mind...

Physfit: I do mind. Show me the money you owe this far.

MS:      And how much money would THAT be??

Physfit: ($2000/second) times 42 secs so far.

MS:      Ok. Never mind. If you're not going away, I sure am!

Physfit: Bye motherfucker. When you come back, don't forget to bring the 
money with you. $112000.